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What are you doing today?

Very good singing. Now can you sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall-99 bottles of beer…
Make sure you seem more drunk each time the number goes down. Makes it more realistic 🤣
 
Today, it seems, is "squish a spider day"

I have a strict rule in my flat...a spider can live but he/she must remain out of my sight or it will be squished and Dyson'ed.

It is 0354 in the morning, I have been up and about 15 minutes and have squished two spiders so far....bloody biggun's too, I might add.

Someone in this flat needs to re-read the memo and stay out of my sight...

......OR ELSE!!!
 
Poor spiders thinking they found shelter and they just want to pass through but then their killed in a cold blooded way (at least to them its cold blooded)
 
Poor spiders thinking they found shelter and they just want to pass through but then their killed in a cold blooded way (at least to them its cold blooded)
They are quite welcome to stay in my flat...but they also agreed to the tenancy rules that if they stay here they must remain out of sight at all times

Now if they have been gathering for a party and are late home and I see them staggering home drunk...well...it is curtains for them....they know the rules.
 
OK, I can see it's time we had that talk...You see, my son, when a mommy and daddy duckweed love each other very much...
Oh... heck no... Here we go again...
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Today I am preparing to evacuate if/when the order comes. Our friends are evacuating to us and then we all might have to go if the fire gets closer
 

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