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Sat here with daggers in the back courtesy of the hooligans in the aquarium on the opposite wall from my pooter.
Fred is as happy as a piggy in poo, been fed and flaring at his own shadow as always........the other hooligans in the big aquarium are staring at me, I can almost hear them swearing at me cos they have not been fed.
Thing is that when I go to the fridge/freezer (which is opposite their aquarium) they assume that I am getting their frozen food.......nope, not this morning
It is water change day for them, a no food day.......so they are doing their absolute best to make me feel guilty when I go to get the milk out for a coffee etc
Going to go prepare the battlefield......towel on the top of the chest freezer to rest the aquarium lid on, get the scissors to remove the shrinkwrap off the bottles of water, move the plant and the beanbag away from the aquarium, put a towel on the small table that I move infront of the aquarium that the bucket sits on.......the moment that they realise what is coming next is when I appear from the kitchen with my blue nitrile gloves on carrying the bucket
At that point I suddenly have no fish in the aquarium cos they have scarpered out of the way
It takes longer to prepare the battlefield than it does to complete the water change
Fred is as happy as a piggy in poo, been fed and flaring at his own shadow as always........the other hooligans in the big aquarium are staring at me, I can almost hear them swearing at me cos they have not been fed.
Thing is that when I go to the fridge/freezer (which is opposite their aquarium) they assume that I am getting their frozen food.......nope, not this morning
It is water change day for them, a no food day.......so they are doing their absolute best to make me feel guilty when I go to get the milk out for a coffee etc
Going to go prepare the battlefield......towel on the top of the chest freezer to rest the aquarium lid on, get the scissors to remove the shrinkwrap off the bottles of water, move the plant and the beanbag away from the aquarium, put a towel on the small table that I move infront of the aquarium that the bucket sits on.......the moment that they realise what is coming next is when I appear from the kitchen with my blue nitrile gloves on carrying the bucket
At that point I suddenly have no fish in the aquarium cos they have scarpered out of the way
It takes longer to prepare the battlefield than it does to complete the water change