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Yep. Or someone’s microwave catches on fire but it’s a small fire and is out before the fire truck gets there, and 3 fire trucks, 2 ambulances, and 4 cop cars show up 😂
What about a cat stuck in a tree? 😂
 
Eating radioactive oat slop 🤢
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Ah yes! Technetium 99 is a fantastic seasoning, I recommend to all!
Definitely doesn’t make your burn for days
I think Technetium 99 was the main ingredient in that hot sauce my in laws got me for Christmas last year. 🔥🔥🔥
 

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