Ruin A Wish

[hughessomefish]

wish granted you have so much time to sleep that you get to much time that you wake up and find that every one moved to another plant and you are standed here.

i wish for a pony!

 

[Truck]

wish granted you have so much time to sleep that you get to much time that you wake up and find that every one moved to another plant and you are standed here.

i wish for a pony!

You get a pony, but whilst you are sleeping someone sets its stable alight and it dies a tragic death.

I wish for Chuck Norris

 

[GAB99]

wish granted, chuck norris hows up at your house only to kill you with his 3rd fist


i wish that i had a death star , the vent is covered by mesh

 

[kribensis12]

You wish is granted, but then it explodes causing a cataclysmic chain reaction that ends the world.

I wish for a parfait right now.

 

[GAB99]

You wish is granted, but then it explodes causing a cataclysmic chain reaction that ends the world.

I wish for a parfait right now.

meh, i could deal with no earth

wish granted, your parfait for some wierd reason was radioactive, you eat it and grow 5 more of all your appendages, depressed, you try to hang yourself, only to realize you have to kill your 5 other heads in order to die, not to mention you feel the pain of the dead head.

i wish that i could end whoever i wanted without getting into trouble.

 

[kribensis12]

Wish granted, but become suicidal and end yourself.

I wish that it would stop raining in my city for 2 or 3 days .

 

[Truck]

Your city floods and dries out, left behind is sticky black crude oil, which is set a light by an ASBO and everyone is killed...


I wish I could sleep with my pillow under my gun like Chuck Norris can.

 

[bae1994]

wish granted police think your as drug dealer see you have a gun and shoot you in the stomach you die a slow and painful death

i wish i had webbed fingers

 

[Truck]

Evolution prevents you from having webbed fingers.

I wish I could touch MC Hammer...Chuck Norris can, so why can't I?

 

[bae1994]

you do and you get put in jail for "touching" mc hammer

i wish for nothing

 

[Truck]

Your multiple personality disorder prevents that.

I wish for either Kiss or Black Sabbath or both to do a tour again.

 

[bae1994]

wish granted but the stage sets on fire killing them and its your fault as you wished for it there for you kill your self (because your a killer )

i wish that the ice caps evaporate if global warming melts them and the steam goes out the holes in our atmosphere

 

[Truck]

The world is hit by drought and everyone dies...except Chuck Norris and Techno Viking.

I hope Gordon Brown doesn't smile again.

 

[bae1994]

wish granted but you miss his smile and stalk him he gets a restraining order and you get depressed and top yourself

i wish truck would just admit his love for truck norris

 

[Truck]

Unfortunately Truck can't love Chuck Norris because I am already in love with someone else...Techno Viking.

I wish Bae1994 would get 'tangoed'