Ruin A Wish

[GAB99]

wish granted, you sleep but you fall into such a deep sleep that you do not realize that robbers came and stole everything you own and got ur social security number and stole ur identity in such a smart way that it was never recovered and you are charged with not paying taxes and are put in prison for 20 years and kill yourself in prison

i wish ex-girlfriends werent such grudge-holders

wish granted they become homicidal and not only you get murdered but tiger woods as well rofl and probably alot more people

i wish i could read minds and control them as well

 

[kribensis12]

Wish granted, but you become confused by the thoughts of others and so power thirsty because of your mind control powers that you literally lose your mind, therefore dying.

I wish I was dead, and I don't care how it happens or when, or who it affects, or how long I live before I die.

 

[cheesy feet]

Wish granted, you will die a slow and painful death, and go to hell.
I wish for bacon.

 

[Truck]

Wish granted, but you die from swine flu.

I wish for world free from terrorists.

 

[FWFishLover]

oops i did my wish on the wrong page lol

wish granted, the world is so peaceful that when aliens attack us we know no defense and are conquered europe on native american style

i wish there were no racists

 

[kribensis12]

Wish granted. But there are still religious fanatics, and one of them kills you because some random god like Buddha told them to.

I wish that everyone and everything was perfect.

 

[DuMScOuSe]

Everything is perfect, too perfect, so perfect that you cant take it and kill youself

I wish that there were no tortoses

 

[GAB99]

Everything is perfect, too perfect, so perfect that you cant take it and kill youself

I wish that there were no tortoses

wish granted, it for some odd reason causes the exctinction of all life on earth, including fish


i wish i had a suit like iron man, but more bad a**!

 

[kribensis12]

Wish granted. But, your suit is bad that it actually kills you so it can dominate the world on it's own.

I wish I had a little mexican boy available at all times ready to make me fresh tacos.

 

[GAB99]

Wish granted. But, your suit is bad that it actually kills you so it can dominate the world on it's own.

I wish I had a little mexican boy available at all times ready to make me fresh tacos.

o my god thats just awful krib o_o

wish granted he reads this and then slices your throat with a machete lol

i wish i could morph into other people and have fun screwing with eveyone (in both terms mwahaha)

 

[FWFishLover]

racist but.....wish granted he takes the constant abuse to make food and poisons your food

i wish i had a nice grilled hot dog right now
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wish granted, you catch an std and die

i wish i had a nice grilled hot dog rite now

 

[GAB99]

racist but.....wish granted he takes the constant abuse to make food and poisons your food

i wish i had a nice grilled hot dog right now
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wish granted, you catch an std and die

i wish i had a nice grilled hot dog rite now

wish granted its so hot that it burns your innards.

i wish these wishes stopped ending with us dieing lol

 

[FWFishLover]

wish granted, they end with us in jail

i wish i could have anything i wanted at the snap of a finger

 

[GAB99]

wish granted, they end with us in jail

i wish i could have anything i wanted at the snap of a finger

wish granted, however anything you summon spontaneouly cumbusts after 30 seconds

i wish i was the best at everything

 

[Shelby]

Wish granted, but in the end no one ever leaves you alone because of it and you quickly go insane and have to be put in a padded cell so you can't kill yourself. (see you didn't die)

I wish my dogs would stop barking at squirrels.