Ruin A Wish

[Paradise3]

Wish granted but then the squirrels realize there's no threat about and destroy your house, killing you and your family and your dogs.

I wish i could have my own alive Stefan (he has to be a vampire aswell) from vampire diaries.

Missy x.

 

[Ace Of Spades]

Wish granted but then the squirrels realize there's no threat about and destroy your house, killing you and your family and your dogs.

I wish i could have my own alive Stefan (he has to be a vampire aswell) from vampire diaries.

Missy x.

Wish granted but you're underage so he goes out with your mother instead, leaving you devastated and suicidal.


I wish I could gain weight.

 

[Truck]

Wish granted but then the squirrels realize there's no threat about and destroy your house, killing you and your family and your dogs.

I wish i could have my own alive Stefan (he has to be a vampire aswell) from vampire diaries.

Missy x.

Wish granted but you're underage so he goes out with your mother instead, leaving you devastated and suicidal.


I wish I could gain weight.

Wish granted, but you end up dieing of a blood clot.

I hope Nick Griffin gets shot by some Asian gangster.

 

[Paradise3]

Awww he will only go out with my mum till i'm 18 which is 5 years. Not to long!

Missy x.

 

[GAB99]

Wish granted but then the squirrels realize there's no threat about and destroy your house, killing you and your family and your dogs.

I wish i could have my own alive Stefan (he has to be a vampire aswell) from vampire diaries.

Missy x.

Wish granted but you're underage so he goes out with your mother instead, leaving you devastated and suicidal.


I wish I could gain weight.

Wish granted, but you end up dieing of a blood clot.

I hope Nick Griffin gets shot by some Asian gangster.

wish granted, then the asian assassin comes after you, but your so paranoid you lock yourself in a bomb shelter for forever.

i wish that the kid in my 2 classes would tell me what the hecks up with the staring.

 

[FWFishLover]

wish granted, he is madly in love with you and when you explain to him that you are not gay he beats the crap out of you (see you DIDNT die)

i wish i was italian so i could be a guido

 

[Shelby]

Wish granted, Unfortunately, another Italiam family mistook you for the Guido that iced their family poodle and decided to put you through the meat grinder while you were still alive to feed you to the rest of their dobermans.

I wish I wasn't Italian so my boyfriend would stop saying "you know Tony? I know Tony, he's my lil brutha" with a bad Italian Jersey accent.

 

[GAB99]

Wish granted, Unfortunately, another Italiam family mistook you for the Guido that iced their family poodle and decided to put you through the meat grinder while you were still alive to feed you to the rest of their dobermans.

I wish I wasn't Italian so my boyfriend would stop saying "you know Tony? I know Tony, he's my lil brutha" with a bad Italian Jersey accent.

wish granted, your czech now, so insted of sying that he throws you out a window!!!

i wish i was like ezio!

 

[chrisbassist]

Wish granted, but while you're trying leonardos glider, you get too close to a fire and burn to a crisp while falling to your death.

I wish no one would ruin this wish.

 

[Paradise3]

Wish granted, but you realize it's impossible to have a perfect wish cause every wish you have granted makes you wish for more. So you ruin your own wish.

I wish i was queen of the animal kingdom so i could turn into any animal i wanted and i could control animals with my thoughts.

Missy x.

 

[Truck]

Wish granted, but you have butt sex with a squirrel and cross bred species is produced which eats you both.

I wish for Tony Iommi to teach me a few of his guitar riffs.

 

[chrisbassist]

Wish almost granted, but you get Toni Iommi instead, who doesn't play guitar like her dad.

I met mr iommi a few years ago through his daughter, he was s really nice guy.

I wish I could switch dora off.

 

[Paradise3]

Wish granted, but your kid(s) get annoyed and turn into siren(s) and sing till they eat you.

I wish i could be 18, a vampire like Stefan and go out with Stefan! This wish will go wrong in some way i known it will.

Missy x.

 

[Truck]

Wish granted, but you accidentally bite off Stefans phallus.

I wish that the railways remained un-sectorised.

 

[chrisbassist]

Haha, as if that wish could come true!!! And while you're out demonstrating, you get hit by a train.

I wish we could have a lib dem government, (or is that too much to ask it might be 300 odd wishes.)