Ruin A Wish

[Littlemonkey]

Wish granted, then you get beaten to death by all the Cat lovers out there.

I wish I had a L shaped 1000 litre aquarium

 

[chrisbassist]

Wish granted, you fill it with lovely exensive fish. It cracks, killing all the fish and ruining your house from water damage.

I wish I was more intelligent

 

[rdp50734]

Wish granted, you fill it with lovely exensive fish. It cracks, killing all the fish and ruining your house from water damage.

I wish I was more intelligent

Wish granted you are so superior you dont want to live in a world of idiots. You top yourself.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[steelhealr]

Wish granted. Then, the entire world discovers your secret and you live your life running from fools who try new and different ways to see if they can un-immortalize you.

I wish I had a big New York City pretzel heated up over the coals as they do, slightly crunchy on the outside and soft and chewy and salty on the inside.

SH

 

[rdp50734]

Wish granted. Then, the entire world discovers your secret and you live your life running from fools who try new and different ways to see if they can un-immortalize you.

I wish I had a big New York City pretzel heated up over the coals as they do, slightly crunchy on the outside and soft and chewy and salty on the inside.

SH

Wish granted but as it heats up, the pressure inside the pretzel (due to its big sizes) releases an unexpected large amount of hydrogen! It blows, scarring you horrible and leaving you wishing you looked like the elephant man!

I wish I was world hide and seek champion!

 

[MewMew42]

granted

but you get trapped hiding and starve to death becuase noone could ever find you

I wish it was loevly and warm all year round

 

[chrisbassist]

Wish actually being granted. But the increased heat means massive floods, the melting of ice caps destroying our land mass leaving us with no land to farm and over population.

I wish theobromine wasn't so addictive.

 

[rdp50734]

Wish actually being granted. But the increased heat means massive floods, the melting of ice caps destroying our land mass leaving us with no land to farm and over population.

I wish theobromine wasn't so addictive.

Wish granted theobromine turns out to be nothing more than a placebo, leaving you dazed and confused from finding out you turn to a life of solidarity with nothing but a stuffed dog as company and a broken two string.

I wish I did not have to work nights resulting in more free time at home with the family!

 

[Ace Of Spades]

Wish actually being granted. But the increased heat means massive floods, the melting of ice caps destroying our land mass leaving us with no land to farm and over population.

I wish theobromine wasn't so addictive.

Wish granted theobromine turns out to be nothing more than a placebo, leaving you dazed and confused from finding out you turn to a life of solidarity with nothing but a stuffed dog as company and a broken two string.

I wish I did not have to work nights resulting in more free time at home with the family!

Wish granted, but you are caught in a house fire which you would of avoided if you was at work.


I wish I could walk on water.

 

[rdp50734]

Your wish is granted but as you walk across the ocean a killer whale jumps out of the water, crashing into you every bone is broke in your body! You die of thirst as you can not get through the waters surface! (ps my poor family)

I wish I was indestructible

 

[steelhealr]

Wish granted. The US Army discovers your secret and gives you a permanent draft into the Bomb Squad.

I wish I hadn't found this thread (lol).

SH

 

[chesterscot]

wish granted SH but as you didnt see this thread it turned in to chaos and tolak sacked you and all the members had to be banned killing TFF lol

I wish my guinea would give birth

scot

 

[Ace Of Spades]

wish granted SH but as you didnt see this thread it turned in to chaos and tolak sacked you and all the members had to be banned killing TFF lol

I wish my guinea would give birth

scot

Wish granted but it gives birth to killer Guinea pigs, which ravage you, dying slowly.



I wish I will get my AAC - ABC at A-level.

 

[chrisbassist]

Wish not granted. A levels are out of date. AS or A2.

I wish I could get my bum in gear and start teaching bass again

 

[ian]

granted, you start teaching bass and your first pupil is a canibal and eats your fingers, thats the end of your bass teaching.

I wish i could fix the leaking tap in my kitchen.