Ruin A Wish

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wish granted now im deaf and its on your head

i wish truck would stop cheating on Techno Viking with chuck norris
 
wish granted but chuck norris abandons truck and truck yet again tops himself

i wish you guys would stop talking about chuck norris!
 
wish granted but now we talk about jackie chan

i wish jackie chan coulf beat up a elephant
 
wish granted but now we talk about jackie chan

i wish jackie chan coulf beat up a elephant

wish granted but then the elephant crushes him when it falls down, knowing your responsible for it you die

i wish that i ruled the world
 
Wish granted you rule the world! You fall victim to an assassins bullet through the brain!

I wish this thread was closed! :hey: :lol:
 
wish granted (again) and someone starts another one


i wish that my clownfish would have babies
 
Wish granted, as you are looking into the tank you realise they have mutated! They jump out of the water and rip your face off! You Die.

I wish I was nitrogen!
 
Wish granted, but then a genie pops out of a local lamp and kills you for wishing for more wishes.

I wish that Dirty Jobs was on TV right now.
 
Wish granted, but then a genie pops out of a local lamp and kills you for wishing for more wishes.

I wish that Dirty Jobs was on TV right now.

wish granted but then the power goes out for the whole showing, you kill yourself due to boredom

i wish i could finish my outlining!!
 
wish granted, you sleep but you fall into such a deep sleep that you do not realize that robbers came and stole everything you own and got ur social security number and stole ur identity in such a smart way that it was never recovered and you are charged with not paying taxes and are put in prison for 20 years and kill yourself in prison

i wish ex-girlfriends werent such grudge-holders
 

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