Ok, here's a load of rant.
1) How come so many people get green algae in their tanks and I don't get any kind of algae? I have to feed my snails on fish flakes instead and not only that, I actually want green algae in there to cover my back wall.
2) What happened to the good old days when summer used to be pleasant and you could actually stay at the beach without getting sunburn and without needing sun cream? Now not only that the heat is over 40C here, but there's a load of UV and I just can't even go outside without sunglasses (and yet I never actually wear them anyway, I hate the way they sit on my nose!).
3) What's with all this circus on TV when some politicians get arrested anyway? One tried to kill himself but due to the police stopping him, he only shot himself in the neck. Another got sent to 1 year in jail just one day after that first one. Reason? They are corrupt. LOL the funny part is that there are way more corrupt politicians here and yet only two of them get sent there, by the other corrupt ones.
4) This rant will be kind of stingy. What's up with all these guys (online or otherwise) trying to get my attention? Not only that there are girls much better looking than me out there, but I'm not interested in any gender and I am in no way easy to get. I may look (maybe am also) stupid but I'm not THAT stupid to just fall into the old tricks of:
"I accidentally wrote your name on my test paper", "I had a dream and you were in it" etc (this usually happens with guys I've met online, it's the same freaking story!).
Which leads to:
5) After they hear that I do not care, as if it's coded inside their minds they begin to list the reasons why I should give them a chance. They will say things such as:
"I was like that too when I was younger"
"If you'd know me better you'd love me"
"I am not like the rest of the guys you've met" <--- and yet say exactly the same things and act the same, trying to force their point of view on me. Not working.
"You cannot stay unmarried, everybody marries." <--- argument invalid, I know quite a lot of people who have never married.
"You are committing a crime against nature by not wanting to have children." <--- I don't care. Nature will screw me over some day by taking back everything it gave anyway.