Tell me something funny

[WhistlingBadger]

Know how you tell the gender of an ant?
Throw it in the water.
If it sinks, it's girl ant.
If it floats, it's boy ant.

 

[Fishfunn]

Question: Why cant a nose be 12 inches long???

Ans: Cause then it would be a foot!!!

 

[Fishmanic]

Q: What fish has an upside down mouth, upside down eyes and an upside down body?
A: A dead fish!

 

[jaylach]

Know how you tell the gender of an ant?
Throw it in the water.
If it sinks, it's girl ant.
If it floats, it's boy ant.

I'm probably going to end up feeling the fool but I don't get it...

 

[Fishmanic]

Q: How fast do you need to swim to get away from a shark?
A: A little bit faster than your Mate.

 

[Fishmanic]

I'm probably going to end up feeling the fool but I don't get it...

boy ant = "buoyant"
do you get it now

 

[jaylach]

boy ant = "buoyant"
do you get it now

LOL! Like I said... am now feeling the fool.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

What has five toes but isn't your foot?

 

[WhistlingBadger]

My foot.

 

[jaylach]

 

[jaylach]

 

[JuiceBox52]

 

[AtomicFish]

I am the best.

 

[emeraldking]

All we men have to sacrifice to have some fish...

 

[MaloK]

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All we men have to sacrifice to have some fish...

Should still have the smiling face tho