Tell me something funny

WhistlingBadger · 2025-02-07T16:43:40-0600

Know how you tell the gender of an ant?
Throw it in the water.
If it sinks, it's girl ant.
If it floats, it's boy ant.

Fishfunn · 2025-02-07T16:44:35-0600

Question: Why cant a nose be 12 inches long???

Ans: Cause then it would be a foot!!!

Fishmanic · 2025-02-07T16:51:44-0600

Q: What fish has an upside down mouth, upside down eyes and an upside down body?
A: A dead fish!

jaylach · 2025-02-07T16:52:57-0600

WhistlingBadger said:
Know how you tell the gender of an ant?
Throw it in the water.
If it sinks, it's girl ant.
If it floats, it's boy ant.

I'm probably going to end up feeling the fool but I don't get it... :dunno:

Fishmanic · 2025-02-07T16:53:01-0600

Q: How fast do you need to swim to get away from a shark?
A: A little bit faster than your Mate.

Fishmanic · 2025-02-07T16:55:17-0600

jaylach said:
I'm probably going to end up feeling the fool but I don't get it...

boy ant = "buoyant"
do you get it now :lol:

jaylach · 2025-02-07T17:07:54-0600

Fishmanic said:
boy ant = "buoyant"
do you get it now

LOL! Like I said... am now feeling the fool. :rofl:

WhistlingBadger · 2025-02-07T18:24:43-0600

What has five toes but isn't your foot?

WhistlingBadger · 2025-02-07T18:25:36-0600

My foot.