Tell me something funny

[Fishmanic]

ClownIf you look long enough, You will find two clowns looking at each other.

That only works if i look in a mirror

 

[Rocky998]

That only works if i look in a mirror

Do you really see two looking at eachother, or just one looking back?

 

[jaylach]

 

[gwand]

When I jog at the track at my gym old ladies who are walking not jogging pass me. Pathetic not funny.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

 

[lottabubbles]

picked up from another site

 

[TwoTankAmin]

If you never watched Family Matters ( the one with Steve Urkel)you never saw the characterr Waldo

• Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [thinking to himself] Let's see, if Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivana Diamond.
• [later]
• Waldo Geraldo Faldo: If Ivana Trump divorced Neil Diamond and married Jack Nicklaus, she'd be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus.
• [later]
• Waldo Geraldo Faldo: If Ivana Trump divorced Neil Diamond and Jack Nicklaus and married Rod Darling, she'd be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus Darling.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

If you never watched Family Matters ( the one with Steve Urkel)you never saw the characterr Waldo

• Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [thinking to himself] Let's see, if Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivana Diamond.
• [later]
• Waldo Geraldo Faldo: If Ivana Trump divorced Neil Diamond and married Jack Nicklaus, she'd be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus.
• [later]
• Waldo Geraldo Faldo: If Ivana Trump divorced Neil Diamond and Jack Nicklaus and married Rod Darling, she'd be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus Darling.

 

[davros]

One for the Badger:

 

[TwoTankAmin]

Whenever you meet a professional flower arranger be sure to remind them that, "Only you can prevent florist fires"

 

[jaylach]

Whenever you meet a professional flower arranger be sure to remind them that, "Only you can prevent florist fires"

GROAN!!

 

[TwoTankAmin]

I can think of no higher compliment for a pun than a good groan. TY jay for your appreciation.

 

[jaylach]

 

[MaloK]

A panicked trained Rescue / Intervention dog, evades more than a hundred recovery attempts and even escapes multiple times while contained...

That is certainly the fumiest thing I have ever heard of...

Cannot blame the guy who trained him, Loll.

 

[davros]