Tell me something funny

[jaylach]

 

[emeraldking]

Sorry ladies...!

 

[MaloK]

It appeared perfectly positioned on my screen so I had to scroll a little to see the second part.

Trololollllll !!!!

 

[JuiceBox52]

 

[lottabubbles]

17 degrees this morn and 3 new inches of powered snow. need to drive my truck to the optometrist tomorrow morn so I took the leaf blower and blasted all the snow off the truck. fired up my snow blower and cleaned off the driveway. backed the truck in front of my garage and tried to open the passenger door and it wouldn't budge. got out my heat gun and had the truck blowing hot air in the cab and I on the outside heating the rim of the door. after 15 minutes of that the door wouldn't budge till I remembered I only unlocked the drivers door. pressed on the key fob and viola the door opened easily. I'm getting too old to work around brain farts.

 

[Fishfunn]

A man assulted me with Milk

 

[Fishfunn]

How dai-ry!!!