During the night I have to deal with mozzies and midges.
During the day I have these tiny little turd flies that land on the flywire and hop through the gaps. I think they are fungus gnats but they are fupling annoying.
And if I open the front door, the blowflies come in.
It's the middle of winter ffs, there shouldn't be any insects around.
And there's also spiders but I tend to leave them alone if they have a web so they can catch the bugs. There are so many bugs in here the spider webs look like Xmas trees and most of the bugs just sit there uneaten.
And then there's ants. The first night I slept here I got woken up by thousands of ants crawling over me and the walls, ceiling, floor, table, everything was covered in them.
And some giant big as mozzie things but they don't bite. If they did you would probably lose an arm coz these things are like an inch long. Dinosaur mozzies with 1/2 inch long bitey thing.