Tell me something funny

[Rocky998]

never take an unloaded gun to a gunfight

Ik. LOL
I meant cocked but I debated on whether I should say loaded or cocked.
Loaded won in my brain

 

[FishandBirdLover]

So every now and then me and my brother will jokingly pull out a fake gun on eachother. See for me I have a habit of acting like I am loading it but as I do that my brother makes the "pow" sound and says: "Mine was already loaded"

Yep. Same here. Little brothers lol.

 

[Rocky998]

Yep. Same here. Little brothers lol.

Yay! You can relate to me!
I'm so sorry you understand what it's like having a little brother

 

[jaylach]

I was a little brother... Older sisters are worse than a little brother could ever be.

 

[JuiceBox52]

I was a little brother... Older sisters are worse than a little brother could ever be.

I’m an older sister and I disagree my little brothers are crazyyyy

 

[Rocky998]

I was a little brother... Older sisters are worse than a little brother could ever be.

I wished for a little sister on one of my bdays (I had to be 4 or 5)... A couple years later God said no

 

[Rocky998]

I’m an older sister and I disagree my little brothers are crazyyyy

I have my little brother and while I'm not his SISTER, he is still a pain a lot of times (quite literally)

 

[Back in the fold]

A tribe of headhunter / cannibals capture an Englishman , a Frenchman and a New Yorker . The Chief explains to the three that they are to be killed , skinned and eaten with their skins being used to make the Chief a new canoe. He tells them that they can choose their method of death. The Englishman chooses a gun and the Chief shoots him , the Frenchman chooses the sword and the Chief stabs him. Turning to the New Yorker the Chief asks how he would like to die. The New Yorker grabs the sword from the Chiefs hand and starts stabbing himself all over. "This is what I think of your canoe !" he screams at the Chief.

 

[@x0lotl guy]

Please tell me funny stories to cheer me up. Life experiences or jokes or something haha

Flat earthers are united AROUND the GLOBE! Because earth is the greatest planet in the world!

Also 5 out of 4 people struggle with math

 

[FishandBirdLover]

I'm the oldest out of 4. 1 little sis and 2 little brothers.

 

[Rocky998]

I'm the oldest out of 4. 1 little sis and 2 little brothers.

Sorry for your circumstances

 

[Rocky998]

A tribe of headhunter / cannibals capture an Englishman , a Frenchman and a New Yorker . The Chief explains to the three that they are to be killed , skinned and eaten with their skins being used to make the Chief a new canoe. He tells them that they can choose their method of death. The Englishman chooses a gun and the Chief shoots him , the Frenchman chooses the sword and the Chief stabs him. Turning to the New Yorker the Chief asks how he would like to die. The New Yorker grabs the sword from the Chiefs hand and starts stabbing himself all over. "This is what I think of your canoe !" he screams at the Chief.

I heard that joke before but I didn't save it in my gallery because they used some other words

Love it lol

 

[Back in the fold]

I heard that joke before but I didn't save it in my gallery because they used some other words

Love it lol

Yeah , I had to clean it up.

 

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[I Like Rare Fish]

One day I was getting ready for school. Walked-ran down the stairs, and I stopped. A-a-achooo. I threw out my back.