Favourite funny things thread

[CaptainBarnicles]

I'm still mystified by this one! Gonna have to give up and ask for the answer!

I think the answer is hair

 

[MaloK]

I'm still mystified by this one! Gonna have to give up and ask for the answer!

It's a... "Hole".

 

[MattW]

It's a... "Hole".

Well that flew right over my head

 

[TwoTankAmin]

Resumé​

By Dorothy Parker

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

 

[Naughts]

Some cheery posts on here
Have you watched Alan Carr "changing ends"? It's available on ITVx, making me smile. Or, less wholesome, "Fleabag" on BBCiplayer?

 

[MattW]

When you haven't done tank maintenance in over a week

 

[WhistlingBadger]