Tell me something funny

[Deleted member 149562]

 

[FishandBirdLover]

​ You know you're getting old...​ You Know You're Getting Old When: 1. You and your teeth don't sleep together. 2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any. 3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal. 4. Your back goes out but you stay home. 5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture. 6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch. 7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. 8. When happy hour is a nap. 9. When you're on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does. 10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to You, and you always hated it. 11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age. 12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

Guess I'm getting old.

 

[Fishmanic]

Women Brazenly Steals 14 Foot Skeleton from Austin TX front yard.
the nerve of this woman

Huge Halloween skeleton snatched from Texas yard in broad daylight caught on camera

Neighbors' security cameras captured the suspect stealing a 14-foot skeleton decoration on Saturday evening from a Texas condominium neighborhood.

www.foxnews.com

Hey @Slaphppy7 : did you happen to see an SUV with a gigantic skeleton sticking out the back, driving down the street

 

[Deleted member 149562]

 

[FishandBirdLover]

Women Brazenly Steals 14 Foot Skeleton from Austin TX front yard.
the nerve of this woman

Huge Halloween skeleton snatched from Texas yard in broad daylight caught on camera

Neighbors' security cameras captured the suspect stealing a 14-foot skeleton decoration on Saturday evening from a Texas condominium neighborhood.

www.foxnews.com

Hey @Slaphppy7 : did you happen to see an SUV with a gigantic skeleton sticking out the back, driving down the street

Wow, what'd she need it for??

"Hey, have any of you lost a 14ft halloween skeleton??"

 

[Rocky998]

Women Brazenly Steals 14 Foot Skeleton from Austin TX front yard.
the nerve of this woman

Huge Halloween skeleton snatched from Texas yard in broad daylight caught on camera

Neighbors' security cameras captured the suspect stealing a 14-foot skeleton decoration on Saturday evening from a Texas condominium neighborhood.

www.foxnews.com

Hey @Slaphppy7 : did you happen to see an SUV with a gigantic skeleton sticking out the back, driving down the street

Like... Why... Seriously

 

[Rocky998]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7130361898603711790

 

[Deleted member 149562]

 

[Rocky998]

I tried to get the link to share the video straight to here for it but I couldn't find it...
So I only got this one
Lol

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[Rocky998]

I tried to get the link to share the video straight to here for it but I couldn't find it...
So I only got this one
Lol

TikTok - Make Your Day

Uhm... It's not linking the right video. Don't click that

 

[Rocky998]

Chris Barnett on TikTok

Chris Barnett's short video with ♬ original sound

www.tiktok.com

Maybe this works?

 

[Rocky998]

I give up lol. Don't click them cause they just take you to a random video

 

[FishandBirdLover]

Uhm... It's not linking the right video. Don't click that

Too late lol

 

[Rocky998]

Too late lol

I'm so sorry for any trauma caused

 

[PheonixKingZ]

Women Brazenly Steals 14 Foot Skeleton from Austin TX front yard.
the nerve of this woman

Huge Halloween skeleton snatched from Texas yard in broad daylight caught on camera

Neighbors' security cameras captured the suspect stealing a 14-foot skeleton decoration on Saturday evening from a Texas condominium neighborhood.

www.foxnews.com

Hey @Slaphppy7 : did you happen to see an SUV with a gigantic skeleton sticking out the back, driving down the street

Only in Texas