Tell me something funny

[jaylach]

 

[Back in the fold]

Jesus is hanging from the cross on the day of his crucifixion and calls out to his gathered disciples. "Peter ! Peter come to me". Peter is loyal and runs up towards the cross but the Roman centurions grab him and push him back.
Again Jesus calls out "Peter ! Peter come to me". The same thing happens as before , the Roman centurions grab him and shove him back.
One more time Jesus calls out "Peter ! Peter come to me". This time Peter is determined to make it. He fakes left , then right and runs through the confusion and reaches the cross.
"What do you want Lord ?" Peter breathlessly asks.
And Jesus says to him - "Peter ! I can see your house from up here ".

 

[Rocky998]

Jesus is hanging from the cross on the day of his crucifixion and calls out to his gathered disciples. "Peter ! Peter come to me". Peter is loyal and runs up towards the cross but the Roman centurions grab him and push him back.
Again Jesus calls out "Peter ! Peter come to me". The same thing happens as before , the Roman centurions grab him and shove him back.
One more time Jesus calls out "Peter ! Peter come to me". This time Peter is determined to make it. He fakes left , then right and runs through the confusion and reaches the cross.
"What do you want Lord ?" Peter breathlessly asks.
And Jesus says to him - "Peter ! I can see your house from up here ".

That is soooo messed up...

 

[Rocky998]

Criminal: *sentenced to death by electricity*
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Priest: *walks into the execution room* "Do you have any confessions you'd like to make?"

Criminal: "No"

Priest: "Do you have any last requests?"

Criminal: "Yes, can you hold my hand please?"

Priest:

 

[Deleted member 149562]

Can’t see much, but the speed sign looks European, and the grass looks UK. Also speak on English.

Cape Town, South Africa...so sort of distantly Europeanish maybe

 

[Deleted member 149562]

 

[I Like Rare Fish]

Fudge. I didn’t consider Africa lol. Most of the za I see is dry, however, Cape Town is very green. If you want to test me again, perhaps try a picture from google street view.

 

[Deleted member 149562]

Fudge. I didn’t consider Africa lol. Most of the za I see is dry, however, Cape Town is very green. If you want to test me again, perhaps try a picture from google street view.

OK...this is not a streetview. This is a photograph that I took from the deck of a ship as we entered this port in April 2010

Where am I?

 

[Fishmanic]

Portugal?

 

[Deleted member 149562]

Portugal?

No

Try again

 

[Fishmanic]

Greece

 

[Deleted member 149562]

Greece

Keep trying

 

[Fishmanic]

Israel

 

[Fishmanic]

Italy

 

[Deleted member 149562]

Israel

Getting closer....but still far far away