Tell me something funny

[Rocky998]

 

[Deleted member 149562]

Especially for you doggie and puddy people....

 

[Rocky998]

My brother after telling him blue fire is cold:

 

[JuiceBox52]

 

[davros]

 

[jaylach]

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Now THAT is funny but then I have a warped sense of humor.

 

[Rocky998]

Now THAT is funny but then I have a warped sense of humor.

So do I

 

[jaylach]

So do I

I also appreciate and have chosen to keep my state of insanity... I really mean that.

Years ago I attempted to make a one line definition of what is 'sane' and came up with "Whatever is considered the norm within any given society.". With what is going on today within societies I MUCH prefer to NOT be part of the norm.

 

[Herpin Man]

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Of course, Mt Rushmore is 350 miles from Canada, and faces east...

 

[Deleted member 149562]

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Can you imagine trying to abseil down those....

"Mind the cracks"

"Careful you don't land on your butt"

"Where's the bottom....are we there yet?"

"Can I have whatever they are looking for cos it MUST be good cos they have been there ages!"

 

[Fishmanic]

Bottoms up

 

[Deleted member 149562]

 

[CaptainBarnicles]

My friend just sent me this....

What's the difference between a flea and a coyote?

One howls on the prairie, the other prowls the hairy

 

[Back in the fold]

A guy is at a party and is introduced to a woman so he compliments her and says " you are a fine looking person ". She then says to him " I wish I could say the same about you " and he replies " just do what I do , lie ".

 

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