Tell me something funny

[Rocky998]

A guy is at a party and is introduced to a woman so he compliments her and says " you are a fine looking person ". She then says to him " I wish I could say the same about you " and he replies " just do what I do , lie ".

Oof.

 

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[jaylach]

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Or it's a hair extension...

 

[Rocky998]

 

[davros]

 

[Fishmanic]

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he's sitting on a raccoon

 

[WhistlingBadger]

A guy is at a party and is introduced to a woman so he compliments her and says " you are a fine looking person ". She then says to him " I wish I could say the same about you " and he replies " just do what I do , lie ".

This reminds me of the famous (and possibly authentic!) Winston Churchill jab:

Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.
Winston Churchill: Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober, and you shall still be disgustingly ugly.

 

[itiwhetu]

This reminds me of the famous (and possibly authentic!) Winston Churchill jab:

Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.
Winston Churchill: Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober, and you shall still be disgustingly ugly.

This was for real, I have seen it before. What a brilliant man.

 

[itiwhetu]

 

[Rocky998]

This reminds me of the famous (and possibly authentic!) Winston Churchill jab:

Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.
Winston Churchill: Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober, and you shall still be disgustingly ugly.

Daaaaang... That's rough

 

[davros]

Daaaaang... That's rough

A British member of Parliament said to 19th century Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”

“That depends, sir,” Disraeli replied, “on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”

 

[Rocky998]

A British member of Parliament said to 19th century Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”

“That depends, sir,” Disraeli replied, “on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang