Tell me something funny

[jaylach]

 

[jaylach]

DUH!!!!!!

 

[Fishmanic]

More Wacky warning labels

These Actual Warning Labels Will Make You Sigh For Humanity

"Don't pour coffee on crotch," "don't check fuel with lighted match," and more real, face-palming warnings on American products.

www.rd.com

 

[Fishmanic]

I had a pepper spray container that said
“Keep away from children… do not spray in own face”… no lie

 

[WhistlingBadger]

I once worked in a restaurant that had these huge convection ovens in the kitchen. Each oven had little sign on the door that said, "Caution: Hot."

 

[anewbie]

So here is a fishy funny story. I have some 'young' chocolate cichild around 3 1/2 to 4 inches. One of them constantly puts on stress marking and clamps his tail at times - so today i was watching him carefully (they never do this at feeding time); and he was on the bottom looking under one of the rocks in the aquarium (it is 600 gallons); and there were a bunch of loaches napping. The longer he looked the more distress he became; of course i thought he might be ill or something. After a while i guess he got bored and return to the top - dropped his stress markings; unclamp his fins and returned to normal happy piece of chocolate.

And that is the danger of mixing loaches with sa cicihld.

 

[jaylach]

 

[TwoTankAmin]

Voice call transcript:

Hello Visa.
Do you accept Mastercard?

 

[jaylach]

I MAY have already posted the second and third, can't remember... Since they were still in my downloads my guess is that I did not.

 

[gwand]

 

[jaylach]

 

[JackGulley]

 

[JackGulley]

 

[Rocky998]

 

[MattW]