Tell me something funny

[Essjay]

I've never done the Hokey Pokey but I have done the Hokey Cokey lots of times (language difference strikes again )

 

[GaryE]

I've done the hockey pucky, but that may be regional.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

I do the Okie Dokie when my boss asks me to do something.

 

[jaylach]

Hanging outside a neighbor's door.

 

[TwoTankAmin]

"Kickapoo Joy Juice" was a fictional beverage coined in the American comic strip Li'l Abner. Al Capp, the cartoonist, described the beverage as "a liquor of such stupefying potency that the hardiest citizens of Dogpatch, after the first burning sip, rose into the air, stiff as frozen codfish". It was said to be an elixir of such power that the fumes alone have been known to melt the rivets off battleships.

Capp asserted in 1965 that the cartoon "never has suggested that the drink is moonshine", in response to claims that the Kickapoo Joy Juice of Li'l Abner was an illicitly distilled liquor. Brewed by Hairless Joe and Lonesome Polecat, two of the comic strip's backwoods poachers, the ingredients of the brew are both mysterious and all-encompassing, (much like the contents of their cave, which has been known to harbor prehistoric monsters.) When a batch "needs more body", the formidable pair simply goes out and clubs "a body" (often a moose), and tosses it in. Over the years, the "recipe" has called for live grizzly bears, panthers, kerosene, horseshoes and anvils, among other ingredients.

 

[TwoTankAmin]

Juice- if you are out there reading this, I cannot be funnier than this-

 

[TwoTankAmin]

OK, I lied.....

 

[jaylach]

 

[JackGulley]

The State of Michigan let Middle and High Schoolers design this year’s “I voted” stickers. These are the nine finalists that will be available at polling booths!

 

[JackGulley]

Close-up of one, um, “design”

 

[jaylach]

 

[Back in the fold]

OK, I lied.....

I have just met the man who shall be my Master .

 

[gwand]

 

[WhistlingBadger]

 

[Magnum Man]