Yep 2 feet
my head feels light and airy now haha without that extra weight
Just do a grade 2 all over with clippers. You'll be set for monthsMine is short and I need a haircut. In desperation I cut it myself during the lock down, didn't do too bad a job, but it's been growing again. But I need to find a new hairdresser. Mine has not reopened, the salon has been gutted and it's just an empty room
You could leave length through the middle. I heard the mohawk is making a comebackI like it short, but not that short
Though my daughter-in-law has one with a very curly long section That's a matter of opinion in which I'm willing to debateI'm a 67 year old woman, I don't think a mohawk would look quite right
perhaps just go all out with a mullet instead, push the boat out 
Sounds as if the two of you are well suited!My husband has used some delightful words to describe my hair over the years.
When I had long hair in my 20s, he said he thought it was romantic to run his fingers through his girlfriend's hair - only he couldn't do that with mine as it was like running his fingers through barbed wire. Now it's short he compares it to a bird's nest. Our elder son has my hair, poor lad. He was ginger as a child though it's now darkened to copper. If he doesn't keep it short (ie with clippers) his hair looks like a rusty brillo pad on top of his head.
I get my own back by telling my husband that at least I've got hair
That looks . . . . sinister . . .
., I used to get my hair clipped twice/year - no.2 cut at men's barber and then let it grow out for 6 months. Worked well for me - kept it under control and cost me 5 quid a time.
That's what really puts me off using clippers
