Why L.f.s. Workers Are Crazy

[kpintheshed]

some people can be very dumb

 

[fiskkeeperpro]

ever found that when you ordered a cheese burger? "can i have cheese burger, please" the the guy behind the counter goes "would you like cheese with that?". well you never know it might help make it a cheese burger?

A guy walks into McDonalds and asks for everything off the menu. The cashier person says "do you want anything else with that?" I always liked that joke

 

[Ragtatter]

Okay, I've got a new one for bizarre customer conversation, though to be fair I had it with a four year old at work today.

I was busy feeding and watering the little fuzzies, and this kid toddles up to me (his mom is about six feet away, reading a package of rat food, so he's not unsupervised or anything. Since the mom is right there, I ask her if it's okay if I let him pet one of the rats, and she says it's fine. Then the following conversation occured:


Kid: He's nice!

Me: I know. Actually, it's a girl rat, though.

Kid: I want to get a rat with really sharp teeth.

Me: Why?

Kid: I also want to get a beaver!

Me: I'm pretty sure we don't sell beavers.

Kid: Well, where do beavers live?

Me: They live in creeks and rivers and build dams

Kid: Them I'm gonna go put my swimming suit on, go to the creek, and pick out the best one!

(The mother is cracking up at this point)

Me: Well, uh, that's the standard procedure for choosing a pet beaver.




Not exactly a "stupid customer story", but it definitely makes my list of interesting conversations.