Whats The Best Joke You Have Heard?

[Crossfire]

Yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach the whales started singing "We are Family"

 

[Man of fish]

Yo mama so stupid she went to a TV store to buy a microwave.

 

[Dieses Madchen]

You mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

 

[Crossfire]

Yo mamma so dumb, she sold her car for gas money

 

[Man of fish]

Yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her.
Yo mama so fat every tine she wears high heels she strikes oil.

 

[Crossfire]

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World

 

[Dieses Madchen]

You momma so fat, everytime she turns around its her birthday.
Your momma so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomarang.
Your momma so fat, her belt size is equator.

I forgot how lame these were!!! But oh so classic!!

 

[Crossfire]

How about some anti-jokes?

What do you call 500 dead laywers at the bottom of the ocean?





A tradgedy, most probably had spouses and small children

 

[Dieses Madchen]

What the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skidmarks before the snake.

 

[Man of fish]

Decided to erase.

 

[Dieses Madchen]

Wow, I don't think dead baby jokes are appropriate.....they are pretty tasteless IMO

 

[Man of fish]

Never mind.

 

[Dieses Madchen]

I would not recommend that as there are many people on this forum of different background and ethnicity. You are more likely to offend someone with those types of jokes. Even though the "yo momma" jokes could possibly offend, even though they are classic, it really crosses the line when your bring race and dead babies into it.

 

[micko]

This thread has gone down hill.

Please don't post racist jokes, they are not funny and would only bring upset to the forum. Anything negative with children is not a joke IMO.

 

[Dieses Madchen]

I agree.

So two guys are sitting in a bar, and one of them noticed to old guys sitting next to them, drinking. So he says to his buddy, "That will be us in 10 years.."

His buddy says, "That's a mirror, idiot."