Whats The Best Joke You Have Heard?

Read it over wasn't as funny as it sounded.
 
i have an eye but i cannot see what am i
 
A guy sees a nice woman at a bar and invites her home to "get rough" but first the woman asks him if he has aids. He says he is 100% positive he does not have them. So they're going to his house and the woman asks are you sure you don't have aids. And he says I'm 100% sure I don't. So they're at his house "getting ready" and she asks one more time are you sure you do not have aids. And he says I told you no! So they have some fun and she asks are you sure you didn't have aids and he says no why do you care so much!!! And she says phew wouldn't wanna have those again.
i shouldn't laugh at this but yet i did >.> :good:

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How bout some mind plexers.

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Eye must BU
 
and another....


Cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind the stars and beneath the hills. Ends life and kills laughter.


mind plexers?
 
It doesn't make sense but it's all I got. Here's some more

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(that is a fail of a box.)



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I gotta think of some more good ones.

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Aww the last one didn't work the way I wanted I guess I'll make it this then.
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Just found out my brother Dave has got Alzheimers, hope it doesn't run in the family cos my brother Dave has got it as well.
 
Just found out my brother Dave has got Alzheimers, hope it doesn't run in the family cos my brother Dave has got it as well.

I don't want to laugh cause alzheimers is no joke but I can't resist! :D haha Thats pretty good
 
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The american government... Ooops, did I just say that? Lol
 

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