Whats The Best Joke You Have Heard?

[Man of fish]

I agree.

So two guys are sitting in a bar, and one of them noticed to old guys sitting next to them, drinking. So he says to his buddy, "That will be us in 10 years.."

His buddy says, "That's a mirror, idiot."

Lol

 

[Paradise3]

Did no-one get the 3 riddles I posted? They are on page 2...

 

[mike455555]

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I? emptiness or destruction


What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats? a river

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it? peas? or watermelons? i dont know that one

 

[Man of fish]

For the 3rd one I'm with watermelons. Makes sense.

 

[Paradise3]

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I? emptiness or destruction


What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats? a river

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it? peas? or watermelons? i dont know that one

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I? emptiness or destruction - Wrong


What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats? a river - Correct

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it? peas? or watermelons? i dont know that one - Watermelon

 

[Rox]

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

A circle.

 

[XeroTolerance]

a Circle!!

 

[Paradise3]

Nope, It's not a circle. Give up yet?

 

[ainsy]

Gravity?

 

[Paradise3]

Nope. Anyone give up yet?

 

[ainsy]

Hydrogen?

 

[Dieses Madchen]

Time

 

[Man of fish]

Volume

 

[Paradise3]

Shall I just tell you? Look at the whole Riddle and think about it whilst reading it. The answer is in the Riddle.

 

[Dieses Madchen]

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