That was a really funny story, right up to the end. Hope your sister was OK. I had a friend in high school, back in the late 80s, with a Dart. Really cool little car, but kind of felt like a tank under the skin. I'm guessing it isn't the worst car to be in in a crash.
I drive an 01 Dakota sport 4x4. It's starting to have the problems that an old, hard-driven truck has, but it still gets me where I need to go, and the repair bills are a lot cheaper than a truck payment. It's a little under-powered and sometimes I miss my old Ranger, and it really isn't practical at all as a family vehicle...but it gets the job done, more or less.