Today is "spiderproof the house" day, now!!
Well, can't really spider-proof it, but definitely spraying thresholds, almost everywhere around my own bed and bedroom with citronella and peppermint, anyway! I was late doing that this season, and a big house spider just reminded me of that overdue job!
I try so hard not to be a wuss about spiders. Can relocate and handle smaller ones, but UK house spiders have always been my nemesis. I realise how fortunate we are in the UK that all of our species are basically harmless, but it doesn't stop this species in particular, Tegenaria domestica, from freaking me out!!
I can deal with spiders from a distance, and when they're slow. But these are fast, and their mating season here begins around August-September time. Generally they'll hide away in dark, rarely used areas and won't be a bother, but during mating season is when male start scuttling all over the place in search of females, and why we then often find one stranded in a bath or sink, or falling onto terrified people from door frames or furniture.
And they always, always, manage to jumpscare or run at me!! I want to leave you guys alone, I really do! But has to be a two way street.
We have cellar spiders, which bother me a lot less since they stay put in their webs out of the way, tiny body and long skinny legs, so much less scary to me than the scuttling, fast, hairy brown ones that can get pretty big and always seem to run at or on me at some point. But cellar spiders, with their webs and nimble skinny legs, can take down house spiders. So cellars are usually allowed to stay if they're in a predictable out of the way spot like my cleaning cupboard, as long as they're willing to pay rent by keeping the house spiders down.
Anyhow my day started as it often does, my sipping coffee around 5:30am and reminding Pixie that it's not quite time for her breakfast yet, not til 6am - while I try to regain consciousness and wake up from morning zombie status. I like being awake and getting stuff done early, but I'm not a natural morning lark, and need a minimum of two coffees and a shower before I can human. But it's usually a nice peaceful time of the day, with the birds starting to sing, sky gradually lightening, before a lot of people around and city noise begins.
But this one was interrupted by Pixie, who had been lying on the bed in front of me, giving me sad Spaniel "I swear, I haven't eaten in months and I'm weak from hunger" eyes, suddenly jumping as if she'd been stung or bitten by something, then a huge house spider running from her straight towards me! I made a noise I didn't know I was capable of making and instinctively slapped and killed it. Sorry! If it had been not on me at the time, I would try to contain & release it one of the sheds, but when it's actually on me, I can't! That's a "him or me" situation, because the only thing worse than a house spider running on me, is one running on me and then vanishing under the bed, and my not being able to sleep until it's found and gone, one way or the other.
Poor Pix! Don't think she was actually bitten, BTW. She was just startled by it scuttling over her like an obstacle, judging by the direction and way it came towards me, it must have ran over her. So. Spider Stay Away Spray Day today!