Unpopular Opinions (fish related)

[vanalisa]

They have the cold, dead eyes of a mass murderer.

I just can't seem to get over the fact that their organs are flat, if they exist at all. I also don't think I've ever seen one turn.

Also, they look all pointy.

 

[ClownLurch]

I just can't seem to get over the fact that their organs are flat, if they exist at all. I also don't think I've ever seen one turn.

Also, they look all pointy.

Leave my family out of this please.

 

[vanalisa]

Paper airplanes with eyes. Or is it "eye?" One never knows.....

*edited for JB

 

[PheonixKingZ]

They are horrible!

And they grow far too big.

No they aren’t! They are cute! Not the BNP, they only get to be 4in long.

My little Alabaster is very sad...

 

[vanalisa]

No they aren’t! They are cute! Not the BNP, they only get to be 4in long.

My little Alabaster is very sad...
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Why, his dinner is huge. Or is that his...water...bed?.
Hahahahehehehaha

 

[PheonixKingZ]

Why, his dinner is huge. Or is that his...water...bed?.
Hahahahehehehaha

Huh? That is a home-grown blanched cucumber that I grew in my garden...

 

[LostBear]

No they aren’t! They are cute! Not the BNP, they only get to be 4in long.

My little Alabaster is very sad...
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That . . . is . . . disturbing . . .

Is it from the planet Earth?

(Have to admit, as it is obviously teeny-tiny, I would love it until it stopped being cute. I adore baby things. Then I would nag it mercilessly to clean its room, and complain about its friends, and tell it to take the rubbish out, until it got fed up with my complaining and joined the army or something and left home)

 

[PheonixKingZ]

Now I’m hurt.

 

[vanalisa]

Huh? That is a home-grown blanched cucumber that I grew in my garden...

Of course it is (jealous you have a garden)
It's just he looks so comfy there on his waterbed, although I don't usually approve of eating in bed ...

 

[vanalisa]

Any popcorn left?

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Most aquarium fish are said to be pretty good eating, if you can get enough of them together to make a decent mouthful. Or in the case of common plecos, if you can find one small enough to wrestle into the oven.

 

[Fishmanic]

Any popcorn left?

I have enough for everybody!

 

[vanalisa]

Most aquarium fish are said to be pretty good eating, if you can get enough of them together to make a decent mouthful. Or in the case of common plecos, if you can find one small enough to wrestle into the oven.

Me to fish market guy:
"How many endlers come in a pound?"
Fish market guy:
turns sign over to "closed!"

 

[AdoraBelle Dearheart]

Huh? That is a home-grown blanched cucumber that I grew in my garden...

Now I’m hurt.

Nothing to be upset about, don't worry! She just made a joke because the cucumber looks huge compared to the pleco, so it looks like he's sleeping on his food. And a water bed... get it? Nothing mean or serious, just fish humour!

Plus we're not all going to like or own the same fish species, there's nothing personal in it

 

[FishGuest5123]

Don't let your betta room find out; your halo will slip!

Betta’s are next in line.