Things you can say about dogs at a dog park that you cant say about kids at a playground- GO!

[Rocky998]

Here I'll go first...

"Oh, is yours crate trained as well?"

 

[davros]

Did you have to poop there?

 

[davros]

I had mine spayed!

 

[Rocky998]

Dang, those were ones I also thought of and wanted to do
Although for the last one I was gonna say "neutered"

Did you have to poop there?

I had mine spayed!

 

[JuiceBox52]

Aw how cute, I want that one

 

[Rocky998]

"Which one is yours?"

"Oh none, I'm just looking"

 

[Rocky998]

"My other one was getting too aggressive so we had to put him down"

 

[Colin_T]

Oh your dog is so cute, I wanna take her home and let her sleep in my bed.

Your dog is so much smarter than mine.

I wish my dog was good looking.

I wish you would stop licking your bum in public. I can't do it so you shouldn't show off.

No more dragging your butts across the lawn.

If you eat that crap out of the bin, your not coming home with me.

Honestly, every time I run up and sniff a stranger's crotch, I get arrested.

 

[Rocky998]

"Here boy, treat"

 

[malfunction]

Yours is a b****

 

[Rocky998]

"What shelter did you get yours from?"

 

[Rocky998]

"I love the coloration on yours!"

 

[Slaphppy7]

Yours is a b****

No, mine is a son of a b****....

 

[Magnum Man]

a road sign outside of Colorado Springs, Colorado...

 

[davros]

Small kids and dogs both bite so that one is out...