Oh your dog is so cute, I wanna take her home and let her sleep in my bed.
Your dog is so much smarter than mine.
I wish my dog was good looking.
I wish you would stop licking your bum in public. I can't do it so you shouldn't show off.
No more dragging your butts across the lawn.
If you eat that crap out of the bin, your not coming home with me.
Honestly, every time I run up and sniff a stranger's crotch, I get arrested.