Tell me something funny

[jaylach]

Just let petco know. I am sure they will refund you.

Oops! Wrong thread for my post. Meant to be in "What are you doing today". Probably not really needed but any mod can feel free to move the post.

 

[connorlindeman]

Oops! Wrong thread for my post. Meant to be in "What are you doing today". Probably not really needed but any mod can feel free to move the post.

I was wondering how your post was supposed to be funny

 

[TwoTankAmin]

 

[emeraldking]

Finally a relevant halloween costume... "The Aquarium Hobbyist"

 

[WhistlingBadger]

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This reminded me of the Old Weather Rock.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

I just saw this on a kid's shirt. Cracked me up.

 

[TwoTankAmin]

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

 

[lottabubbles]

Back in 1958 my parents bought us kids a 12 gallon aquarium. They purchased all the gravel, air pump, and a lid light. Just put it on an end table. Brought home a pair of black mollies, pair of red swordtails and a golden gourami.
About a month later on a Saturday night we saw that the female swordtail was having babies and total mayhem broke out and the feast was on. My dad went nuts and got a quart mason jar and took the little fish net and gathered up about a dozen of the fry and had them in about 2/3rds water inside the quart jar. The lip of the jar stuck out of the water about 3 inches.
The next morn we went down to look at what fry we had left and there was the male swordtail swimming around inside the mason jar. They then bought us some floating grass.

 

[emeraldking]

Have you seen those prices...?
Time to collect newspapers...
Think creative...

 

[Magnum Man]

well it's been a long time since I've seen a new Sears catalog ... just think cloth diapers...

 

[Marc Pozz]

My name is Marc. I asked for a coffee once and on the lid it said “CARK”!!!

 

[lottabubbles]

well it's been a long time since I've seen a new Sears catalog ... just think cloth diapers...

that was standard issue toilet paper in our out-house

 

[Back in the fold]

Some great stuff here recently . @WhistlingBadger , where can I get one of those weather rocks ? I’ve been criticized by people in the past who have been miffed because , as they put it , “everything’s funny to you “ . I can live with that .

 

[WhistlingBadger]

They used to sell those in all the cheesy tourist shops around here, as "Old Indian Weather Rock." I'm sure you could find one somewhere in Billings. Or just make one. Last time I traveled to Britain, around 25 years ago, I took gifts for some family friends over there in Durham. They had a teenage boy with an odd sense of humor, and so I gave him an "Old Indian Weather Rock." I figured it would be good for a chuckle, but they all seemed to think it was the most uproariously funny thing they had ever seen. Every morning the boy would run outside with the rock to check the weather, then they'd all gather round to see what it said. Their reaction was way funnier than the actual joke.

 

[Back in the fold]

They used to sell those in all the cheesy tourist shops around here, as "Old Indian Weather Rock." I'm sure you could find one somewhere in Billings. Or just make one. Last time I traveled to Britain, around 25 years ago, I took gifts for some family friends over there in Durham. They had a teenage boy with an odd sense of humor, and so I gave him an "Old Indian Weather Rock." I figured it would be good for a chuckle, but they all seemed to think it was the most uproariously funny thing they had ever seen. Every morning the boy would run outside with the rock to check the weather, then they'd all gather round to see what it said. Their reaction was way funnier than the actual joke.

Hey ! You’ll never believe this ! I just looked outside and there’s hundreds of those weather rocks laying around out there . I’m going to make a fortune !