Tell me something funny

[Rocky998]

I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain!
On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

 

[betta4ever!]

I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain!
On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

OMGG that's so so so true and so so so good!!

 

[otterblue]

 

[emeraldking]

I'm iron man...!

For I iron my own clothes...

What's your super power...?

 

[Fishmanic]

I'm the
TFF Contest Czar

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[WhistlingBadger]

I'm iron man...!
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I always suspected this...

 

[Deleted member 149562]

Another miffed moggy courtesy of my friend in the US......not my moggie or hers.....

 

[sharkweek178]

My new favorite thing is videos with deepfakes of US presidents playing video games like Minecraft.

 

[Deleted member 149562]

 

[TwoTankAmin]

Asteroid 2023 DW will make a close approach to Earth on Feb. 14, 2046. NASA and other agencies are closely monitoring the asteroid to learn more about its projected path.

 

[TwoTankAmin]

Latin
Veni Vidi circum adhæsit
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
Vescere bracis meis
Melita, domi adsum

edited to correct what was left out or misspelled.

 

[Deleted member 149562]

Latin
Veni Vidi circum adhæsit
Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
Vescere bracis meis.
Mellita, domi adsum.

OK........that is one heck of a greeting for your coffee machine.....

My best translation is probably totally incorrect....but I also have a Mellita in the kitchen

I came and saw it stuck around
The muse of the wise is fixed in the ear.
The law of the appointed nailer must be repealed.
Eat my shorts.
Mellita, I am at home.

 

[TwoTankAmin]

Veni Vidi circum adhæsit
I came, I saw I stuck around.

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designed hitter rule has got to go.

Vescere bracis meis
Eat my shorts.

Melita, domi adsum
Honey, I'm home.

 

[TwoTankAmin]

"Starkle, starkle, little twink, who the hell you am I think,
I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am. Besides,
I've only had tea dooble martoonies And, anyways,
Toommorow is sober and I've got all day to Sunday up.
I fool so feelish, I don't know who's me yet,
But, the drunker I sit here, the longer I get."

 

[JuiceBox52]

"Starkle, starkle, little twink, who the hell you am I think,
I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am. Besides,
I've only had tea dooble martoonies And, anyways,
Toommorow is sober and I've got all day to Sunday up.
I fool so feelish, I don't know who's me yet,
But, the drunker I sit here, the longer I get."

I thought I was having another stroke while reading that