Tell me something funny

[TwoTankAmin]

 

[emeraldking]

I really, really have to tell you something…

It’s time to come out of the closet. I’ve struggled with it for a long, long time. But it’s time to show some color. I wish to be addressed neutrally from this day on…

From now on, instead of “he”, “him” and “his” , I like to be addressed as “Your Highness”, “Your Majesty” or “Oh, Greatness”. But oh well, “Your Divinity” is also okay… I’m not being that difficult…

 

[davros]

Vey well, my Liege.

 

[TwoTankAmin]

He is a legend in his own mind..........

Even though we are not playing poker, methinks we need a royal flush?

 

[Fishmanic]

He is a legend in his own mind..........

Even though we are not playing poker, methinks we need a royal flush?

you mean............

 

[Rocky998]

 

[TwoTankAmin]

Suppose Ivana Marie Zelníčková had never married Donald Trump but instead she had married the singer Neil Diamond. And, if she then divorced him and went on to marry world famous golfer Jack Nicklaus, wouldn't her name be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus?

 

[WhistlingBadger]

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I drew a cartoon for my dad one time that showed dogs chasing cats. The cats were all on crutches, had legs in casts, etc. A little sign said, "Welcome to Dog Heaven/Cat Hell."

 

[WhistlingBadger]

What makes Switzerland a great country?

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Well, their flag is a big plus.

 

[Rocky998]

Well, their flag is a big plus.

Oh Badger . The dad jokes

 

[Fishmanic]

They also make swiss army knives.

 

[Rocky998]

 

[Lainie]

I used to have a dog called Minton that ate shuttlecocks... BadMinton lol x

 

[gwand]

I used to have a dog called Minton that ate shuttlecocks... BadMinton lol x

For us Americans, what is a shuttlecock?