Tell me something funny

[WhistlingBadger]

Same two cowboys.
"Got a new shotgun for my wife."
"Hm. Good trade."

 

[gwand]

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!

 

[jaylach]

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!

LOL! This keeps up I'm going to hunt down all the old elephant jokes.

Never mind. They are even sillier than remembered.

 

[Endlersendlers]

My fish are smart. I mean, I’ve heard of horses that can add, but my fish can multiply!

 

[gwand]

Why did the fish get bad grades in school?
Because it was always below "sea" level!

 

[jaylach]

Why did the fish get bad grades in school?
Because it was always below "sea" level!

LOL! OK, you peeps asked for it!

 

[gwand]

What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!

 

[WhistlingBadger]

I was going to tell a pizza joke, but I decided it was too cheesy.

Man, these are getting terrible. Is Juice even paying any attention to us anymore?

 

[Rocky998]

 

[emeraldking]

It's a circle...

 

[Rocky998]

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It's a circle...

Honestly reasonable reaction to sadness...

 

[TwoTankAmin]

Did you hear about the new fusion restaurant which recently opened in London. It combines Japanese and Jewish cuisine? Its called Sosume.

The law requires, under penalty of nullification, that any contract signed on Christmas Day must contain a sanity clause.

Q How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb in a ceiling fixture?
A Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

How many strongman competitors does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to lift up the house, carry it around in circles, and set it back down.

 

[davros]

Misspelling words is my fourte.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Bad spellers of the world, untie!