The Australian version of that is
Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
To hide in the strawberry patch.
And no I have never seen an elephant in a cherry tree or strawberry patch, why, because they blend in so well with their red nails
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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
To hide in the strawberry patch.
And no I have never seen an elephant in a cherry tree or strawberry patch, why, because they blend in so well with their red nails
What did Tarzan say when he saw the Elephants coming over the hill?
"Here come the Elephants"
What did Tarzan say when he saw the Elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing he didn't recognize them.
"Here come the Elephants"
What did Tarzan say when he saw the Elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing he didn't recognize them.
How do you catch an Elephant?
First you need a matchbox, a pair of tweezers and a Telescope.
You look through the Telescope backwards, pick the Elephant up with the tweezers and put it in the matchbox.
First you need a matchbox, a pair of tweezers and a Telescope.
You look through the Telescope backwards, pick the Elephant up with the tweezers and put it in the matchbox.
Yo. It's my boi Crazy Steve.
Pretty feesh
Sorry it glitched... I wasn't trying to quote that post at all
Looks to be a type of Apistogramma maybe? What exact type I'm not sure
Sorry it glitched... I wasn't trying to quote that post at all
No seriously I mean it... It was an accident
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