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[PheonixKingZ]

Alright, here are some for ya!

What can you never eat for lunch?

What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

What never asks a question, but always get an answer?

 

[Essjay]

the second is "incorrectly"

Third - telephone

 

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A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a banana daiquiri and throws a twenty dollar bill on the bar to pay. The bartender says to himself, this is a dumb animal, he don't know nothing and gives him a dollar in change. Later they get to talking and the bartender says "we don't get a lot of gorillas in here". The gorilla answers him and says " I bet you don't at these prices".

 

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Crooks here in Billings Montana stole all the wheels off the cop cars and the cops are working tirelessly to catch them.

 

[PheonixKingZ]

the second is "incorrectly"

Third - telephone

Yep! that's right! The first one was breakfast and dinner.

Has no one figured out my other one? "I have 8 wheels and flys, what am I?"

 

[TheTenthDoctor]

I love this idea! I have a plan to revamp one of my ten gallon tanks!

 

[FishGuest5123]

Nice riddle @Deanasue!

Here are a few puns from me..

"I was wondering why the ball was getting so big....then it hit me."

"I had a dream I was swimming in an orange soda ocean, but it was just a Fanta sea."

"2 windmills were sitting in a windmill farm, 1 asks the other 'What kind of music do you like?', the second one answered.…"I'm a big metal fan."

Heres a riddle for you,
"Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?"

Another one, "I have 8 wheels and flys, what am I?"

A garbage truck! I just saw one and it had 8 wheels. Lol!

 

[PheonixKingZ]

A garbage truck! I just saw one and it had 8 wheels. Lol!

Correct! It has 8 wheels and flies. (The insect)

Just for those who didn't get it.

 

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In a room full of flies how do you tell the males from the females . The females all landed on the phone and the males are on a beer can.

 

[Barry Tetra]

This hurt my brain everytime I read this

 

[FishGuest5123]

What tastes better than it smells? Your tongue!

 

[FishGuest5123]

Last one for tonight...Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

Because they dropped out of school. Lol!

 

[JuiceBox52]

ok clean jokes only.

2 fish in a tank, one says to the other "How the hell do you drive this thing?"

Why did the fish swim away?
Because the sea weed.

Why did the fish giggle?
Because they saw the ship's bottom.

They are about the only jokes I know and can say without being arrested or shot.

There were 2 soldiers in a tank. One said to the other "blub blub" and swam away

 

[Munroco]

I think I preferred the thing which we shouldn't mention. (I do agree with that BTW)

 

[Colin_T]

I think I preferred the thing which we shouldn't mention. (I do agree with that BTW)

do you mean hairy bottoms?