Last One To Post Here Wins Thread 2

[daizeUK]

I think it's clear that Eagle wants us to stop all these silly tree puns, so I think we should bough to his wishes.

 

[Man of fish]

well all I know is next week I'll be at universal and none of you will you poor saps.

 

[Fishmanic]

 eagles:  I pay you $1 to lock this thread now

 

[Man of fish]

I wooden have expected that sort of bribery.

 

[TallTree01]

I wooden have expected that sort of bribery.

Do you mean wood knot?

 

[the_lock_man]

I think it's clear that Eagle wants us to stop all these silly tree puns, so I think we should bough to his wishes.

 
Nah, he's loving it, as am I. In fact, I'm gonna send acacia beer to the best pun.
 
And for the worst pun - I'm gonna call the copse.

 

[Lunar Jetman]

I once went on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor...

 

[daizeUK]

And for the worst pun - I'm gonna call the copse.

 
I know some of these puns are pretty bad, but I hope they won't arbor any bad feelings against us.

 

[the_lock_man]

I'd just like to add that anyone can join in with the puns - this is not a privett party.
 
(I received a scam email this morning, genuinely, the scammer told me that they were currently dying, in a privett ward of a hospital)

 

[Ch4rlie]

* face palm*
 
Well, as you get alder, you'll find all these puns to be gorse than yew may think and may end up weeping-willow!

 

[Man of fish]

it's your deciduous, but I think this thread should be locked and leaf me to the winning.

 

[TallTree01]

I'm really taking a lichen to the way these tree puns are progressing. I can cedar puns getting more and more awesome

 

[daizeUK]

But if this thread was locked, we'd all pine for it...

 

[eaglesaquarium]

 

I think it's clear that Eagle wants us to stop all these silly tree puns, so I think we should bough to his wishes.

 
Nah, he's loving it, as am I. In fact, I'm gonna send acacia beer to the best pun.
 
And for the worst pun - I'm gonna call the copse.
 

 
I willing accept your generous offer, but if you send it by the post, my dogwood chase him away.  So I'll give you my neighbor's address.  If you sent it to my neighbor Redwood accept it for me.
 
I'd have you over fir a party, but I'd have to spruce up the place first.  Aspen putting that off until I'm not sycamore.  The beer might help to cherry me up though.  Mahogony most gifts I get, so you'd probably not get to share in any.

 

[the_lock_man]

I'm gonna have to teak a raincheck on any more puns, ebony more and I will be in mahogany with laughter.