TFF Poetry

[Back in the fold]

A guy on the forum had a fish
Keeping it healthy was his wish
He thought it was lonely and got him a friend
The Oscar was the Guppies end.

Anybody else ?

 

[GaryE]

A fishkeeper named Back in the Fold,
Kept very nice fish I am told
He asked Colin T
For advice that was free
And his fish lived to be very old.

 

[PheonixKingZ]

There once was a man named Colin_T
He was a happy werewolf, the happiest to be
He gave lots of advice for the people online
And never once asked, for even a dime

 

[Guyb93]

There once was a man named Colin_T
He was a happy werewolf, the happiest to be
He gave lots of advice for the people online
And never once asked, for even a dime

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Thought that was jay z for a minute

 

[Back in the fold]

Neon Tetra swimming free
In water that is chlorine free
A fisherman caught him , a hobbyist bought him
And now he delights both you and me.

 

[Back in the fold]

Discus frolicking in your tank
Before you got them you went to your bank
The money is gone , no food in the house
Wifey called you a spendthrift louse


I can do this all day long.
Anybody else ?

 

[PheonixKingZ]

Thought that was jay z for a minute

This ain’t middle child, so no. All original PK content

 

[Back in the fold]

Power filter what a pain
Cheap impeller stuck again
Had enough and got a sponge
That's how I expunge the grunge

I slay myself

 

[AmyKieran]

Get ready for my wife’s attempt :

There was once a woman called Trish..

Who loved taking care of her fish..

She non stopped cried..

When one of them died...

Which was against her wish..


Yeah filing for the divorce as we speak

 

[Back in the fold]

Convict cichlids standing guard
Over nest and young they've toiled so hard.
An errant Guppy happens by
Now we'll see no Guppy fry.


Next ?

 

[Back in the fold]

Forum Supporters flock to read
Wit and wisdom and repartee.
Finding little of worth they need
They send their hard earned cash to me.

I'm just warming up.

 

[Oblio]

Home schooled member they abound
Seeking wisdom to be found
When by sages givn' advice
They ignore them all
Not thinking twice

 

[connorlindeman]

Home schooled member they abound
Seeking wisdom to be found
When by sages givn' advice
They ignore them all
Not thinking twice

Grown up people think they know
Everthing there is to know
But when questioned they can not
Prove the thing they said a lot


I know that was terrible

 

[Back in the fold]

Grown up people think they know
Everthing there is to know
But when questioned they can not
Prove the thing they said a lot


I know that was terrible

Grown up people know how to spell
EVERYTHING really well.
Little kiddies don't know much
They never will have the touch.

 

[GaryE]

The great generation gap,
starts with with "c" and ends with rap,
We're all just a flow
like a brook don't you know
that meanders all over the map.