Tell me something funny

[emeraldking]

Tell me something funny​

Huh, I don't know... Help needed...!
We humans do belong to livebearers for we are mammals...
I'm a novice on male pregnancy... Any advice is welcome...
I've noticed that my belly is growing and somewhat squared off...
I also seem to choose to be alone from time to time. And yesterday I did hide behind a bush in the backyard... But I do have to say that I do eat and move well... Or could it be my food parameters that ain't well...?

And if I am pregnant... how long will it take before I drop fry...?

 

[Back in the fold]

@emeraldking Please remove your shirt so that we may examine for a gravid spot. Also, what temperature are you in and have you eaten mosquito larvae recently?

 

[emeraldking]

have you eaten mosquito larvae recently?

Yes, I did...

Also, what temperature are you in

Damn! Battery down...! And where's my head...?

Please remove your shirt so that we may examine for a gravid spot

 

[Back in the fold]

@emeraldking I have examined all the clues and I must conclude that you have a beer belly. No fry are forthcoming.

 

[emeraldking]

@emeraldking I have examined all the clues and I must conclude that you have a beer belly. No fry are forthcoming.

Are you sure...?

 

[Back in the fold]

@emeraldking Yes , I am quite certain. I have a similar one myself albeit a bit larger and no fry have appeared for me yet .

 

[Fishmanic]

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

 

[Back in the fold]

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

Oh , if only . . .

 

[davros]

@emeraldking I have examined all the clues and I must conclude that you have a beer belly. No fry are forthcoming.

Yes clearly YOUR 6 pack is internal! (as is mine,, noticed it has shifted over the years)

 

[jaylach]

Yes clearly YOUR 6 pack is internal! (as is mine,, noticed it has shifted over the years)

Na Na NaNA NA! My 12 pack beats your 6 pack.

 

[xxEMOxLIZZARDxx]

We are currently at 69 pages on this. Nice.

 

[emeraldking]

Humor is the best medicine there is...
It might not cure someone who's sick but it does make it more bearable... Never forget that! And I know from own experience this to be true...

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Humor is the best medicine there is...
It might not cure someone who's sick but it does make it more bearable... Never forget that! And I know from own experience this to be true...

There are few troubles in this world that are not lessened by a good laugh and a good sleep. --Irish Proverb

 

[Rocky998]

There are few troubles in this world that are not lessened by a good laugh and a good sleep. --Irish Proverb

That is true...

 

[Deleted member 149562]

Dan Szymborski, a baseball reporter, decided to have a play with an AI generator....and produced this......all 46 US Presidents as you possibly never saw them before (nothing derogatory, just mildly amusing)

Every US president as a Pixar character: AI reimagines 46 leaders

Dan Szymborski creations vary from an ultra-realistic Lyndon B. Johnson to current President Joe Biden sporting a large forehead and a receding hairline.

www.dailymail.co.uk

They are actually pretty good...and might raise a chuckle or two.