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Really cool! Did you go there on a cruise?
Here’s the new thread. I will be on in about 7 hours (sleep), so let’s see if you can get it!https://www.fishforums.net/threads/where-am-i.484690/
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Costa Allegra in 2010 from Singapore to Savona via Indonesia, Sri Lanka, India, Oman, Yemen, Jordan and Egypt. I had a week in Singapore before boarding the ship, total length of holiday including the week in Singapore was just under 7 weeks.
very impressive trip!
OML.....
My brother....
I'm taking a shower and my brother is brushing his teeth. Now I'm trying to wash my hair and he is making jokes I could never imagine. By that I mean like some rated R stuff. Keep in mind, this child is under the age of 12...
Now he was making a TON of jokes but I can only say TWO. And one of the jokes was a few days ago. So basically I van only say one from this conversation.
Keep in mind we are a clean family pretty much. We try to watch age appropriate movies and don't let him play certain video games. So idk where he gets these ideas.
So... He is making very bad dark jokes and I try to change the subject to maybe something where he wouldn't do a very bad joke or us know, maybe have a serious conversation.
I saw this video on tik tok where these people interviewed this kid that had to be around the age of 6-8 years old and they asked him: "If you went back in time and met Abraham Lincoln, what would you ask or say to him?"
The little kid replied with: "Hey, wanna go to a play?" And the interviewers were just so surprised and laughed awkwardly.
So I was sincerely wondering if he'd change subject and take the question seriously. (Sometimes he will actually go from being funny to being serious and that was what I was hoping BUT NOPE).
So I asked him: "If you went back in time and met Abraham Lincoln, what would you ask or say to him?"
He replied with a startling first answer lol. He says: "What I'd say or ask? No! What I'd do is the question"
Now it wasn't so much WHAT he said it was how quickly he responded. Almost like he already had been planning this answer all his life.
Then he asks me: "Abraham's parents had a log cabin right?"
I said yes and then he goes: "Yah I'd find Abraham and then say: "So your parents were in their cabin and I just had fun with flint and steel""
I was like: "BRO WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
Then the thing he said a few nights back to me was just so messed up. He set me up!
Now keep in mind, he can't reason with himself on what is and isn't offensive. He has mental disorders, so please keep that in mind.
He comes up to me and asks: "Is dad black" and I go: "I'm not answering that you already know the answer. You are probably waiting for me to respond a certain way anyways" Then my brother says: "Oh so he's white?"
I go: "Again, I'm not answering that. It's simple. You don't have to ask this question man. Plus these questions aren't really things to be asking"
Then he just goes: "OHHHHH ok, so he is a chocolate chip cookie"
I tried so hard not to laugh
My brother....
I'm taking a shower and my brother is brushing his teeth. Now I'm trying to wash my hair and he is making jokes I could never imagine. By that I mean like some rated R stuff. Keep in mind, this child is under the age of 12...
Now he was making a TON of jokes but I can only say TWO. And one of the jokes was a few days ago. So basically I van only say one from this conversation.
Keep in mind we are a clean family pretty much. We try to watch age appropriate movies and don't let him play certain video games. So idk where he gets these ideas.
So... He is making very bad dark jokes and I try to change the subject to maybe something where he wouldn't do a very bad joke or us know, maybe have a serious conversation.
I saw this video on tik tok where these people interviewed this kid that had to be around the age of 6-8 years old and they asked him: "If you went back in time and met Abraham Lincoln, what would you ask or say to him?"
The little kid replied with: "Hey, wanna go to a play?" And the interviewers were just so surprised and laughed awkwardly.
So I was sincerely wondering if he'd change subject and take the question seriously. (Sometimes he will actually go from being funny to being serious and that was what I was hoping BUT NOPE).
So I asked him: "If you went back in time and met Abraham Lincoln, what would you ask or say to him?"
He replied with a startling first answer lol. He says: "What I'd say or ask? No! What I'd do is the question"
Now it wasn't so much WHAT he said it was how quickly he responded. Almost like he already had been planning this answer all his life.
Then he asks me: "Abraham's parents had a log cabin right?"
I said yes and then he goes: "Yah I'd find Abraham and then say: "So your parents were in their cabin and I just had fun with flint and steel""
I was like: "BRO WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
Then the thing he said a few nights back to me was just so messed up. He set me up!
Now keep in mind, he can't reason with himself on what is and isn't offensive. He has mental disorders, so please keep that in mind.
He comes up to me and asks: "Is dad black" and I go: "I'm not answering that you already know the answer. You are probably waiting for me to respond a certain way anyways" Then my brother says: "Oh so he's white?"
I go: "Again, I'm not answering that. It's simple. You don't have to ask this question man. Plus these questions aren't really things to be asking"
Then he just goes: "OHHHHH ok, so he is a chocolate chip cookie"
I tried so hard not to laugh
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weres your dad
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Working lol
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my dad's getting still getting me milk
Bartender says to the dog… you dont look 21… I’ll need to see an ID first
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Would that be in human or dog years Mr Barman?
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