Tell me something funny

[Rocky998]

The talked walked tnto shed

Either your laughing at the fact that he messed up the wording or I'm missing something

 

[Rocky998]

The duck walked into the shed in juice’s yard
THE END

Typo corrected. I had just woken up from a brief nap.

Ahh ok... That's what I thought ya meant

 

[Fishmanic]

Yep. She ruins people's hopes and dreams.

She ruined mine man.

It’s only a Betta, @Crispii ..dont let it ruin your life There will be better Bettas in your future.

 

[Rocky998]

It’s only a Betta, Crispi..dont let it ruin your life

Lol. @Crispii is going to do that to @JuiceBox52 till the day he dies
Even when Peanut Betta dies, he will want his soul

 

[JuiceBox52]

Picture of my dog last night. Looks like a ghost

 

[Rocky998]

Picture of my dog last night. Looks like a ghost
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His head does look like a ghost in that photo
I guess it's just a perfect blur...

 

[jaylach]

While I LOVE the things I give up on trying to keep a Rope Fish in check! They should be called Houdini Fish! I hadn't seen my rope in almost two days. Just before the disappearance I had the hood open on the tank putting in some foreground plants. After that the stupid thing just was not there. I even tipped up my hollow tree trunk looking and the beast just was not in the tank.

Of course I figured he escaped while I was doing the plants when I was rinsing and not looking. So I'm tipping up my chair and couch looking for the thing along with laying on the floor looking under the table that holds the tank... No Rope Fish. It has to be somewhere!

I just finally found the critter in the pump chamber for the built in sponge filter. When I was doing the plants the pest must have decided to check out the pump. The beastie is alive and well. Of course I had to break down the pump's outlet hose and pull the pump to get him but he is fine. In the future I will remove a LOT more water when working on things. Or I MAY just strangle the beastie. Hey, it has lungs; I could strangle.

 

[FishandBirdLover]

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold. And it's fresh. And it's all home-made. Can I get you a
Glass?"
The duck said,
"I'll pass".
Then he waddled away.
'Til the very next day.

I don't get it.

 

[JuiceBox52]

I don't get it.

It’s from a dumb video haha

 

[Rocky998]

I don't get it.

You'd have to see the video
Just go up to the post where I linked the video or look up in youtube: "The duck song". Its just a little funny video

 

[JuiceBox52]

 

[Fishmanic]

Two fish are in a tank
One fish says to the other fish
“How do you drive this thing?”

 

[Kyshiara]

Two fish are in a tank
One fish says to the other fish
“How do you drive this thing?”

Oh very funny.

 

[Kyshiara]

Two fish are in a tank
One fish says to the other fish
“How do you drive this thing?”

What species of fish I am wondering now, and should there only be two of them?

 

[Deleted member 149562]

What species of fish I am wondering now, and should there only be two of them?

Actually you only need one fish to drive.....the other can navigate