Funny stories

[JuiceBox52]

I want to hear people's funny stories! Whether it be you or a family member or a friend if it's funny, post it!

 

[Colin_T]

My cousin's dog is allergic to red meat. It turns out she was bitten by a paralysis tick over east and that causes mammalian meat allergy in animals and people. She can eat chicken and fish but no red meat.

We had a male Muscovy duck called George who was afraid of water. He used to hide under the back veranda when it was raining and wouldn't go in the pond. We got him a girlfriend called Pinky and she loved water. George loved her and followed her everywhere except into the pond. When George got too amorous, Pinkie would hop in the pond and George would walk around it watching her.

 

[Barry Tetra]

My cousin's dog is allergic to red meat. It turns out she was bitten by a paralysis tick over east and that causes mammalian meat allergy in animals and people. She can eat chicken and fish but no red meat.

We had a male Muscovy duck called George who was afraid of water. He used to hide under the back veranda when it was raining and wouldn't go in the pond. We got him a girlfriend called Pinky and she loved water. George loved her and followed her everywhere except into the pond. When George got too amorous, Pinkie would hop in the pond and George would walk around it watching her.

This is an exactly same story I've had with my muscovy duck, Maggy.

 

[Colin_T]

It's weird how a duck can be afraid of water.

 

[Barry Tetra]

It's weird how a duck can be afraid of water.

I think its normal for male muscovy to afraid of water, is George still alive?

 

[Colin_T]

No.
George and Pinkie had a bunch of ducklings and mum gave them to a guy who was going to take them to live on his farm. He took all 16 ducklings and the adults. A few months later we found out he ate them. *&^% that pissed us kids off.

 

[Barry Tetra]

No.
George and Pinkie had a bunch of ducklings and mum gave them to a guy who was going to take them to live on his farm. He took all 16 ducklings and the adults. A few months later we found out he ate them. *&^% that pissed us kids off.

That is why I dont eat my ducks, they are like family to me though they poop alot.

 

[PheonixKingZ]

My dog once got bit in the paw by a baby copper head! He is not afraid os snails, but do I blame him?

We took him to the vet, but he didn’t need an antidote. They just have him some antibiotics.

 

[Irksome]

As children me and my sisters had a Netherlands dwarf rabbit named lavender. Our father was a geography teacher and one day he was angry because an excercise book of one of his pupils had gone missing when he was marking homework. We found half of it under the dresser... He had to take the remains of the book into school and inform the child that a rabbit ate his homework.