Funny Lfs Stories!?!?

ye, senseless owners annoy me greatly, but i can normally convinve them not to buy anything stupid. Having owrked part-time in the trade for over two years now, in a huge specialist store with about 450 tanks (do you know how long it takes to feed them all lol).

I have to say, although you don't tend to get much formal training, the key requirements where i work tends to be basic knowledge/experience and a willingness to learn. I'v been really lucky to learn from some of the best in the trade, and as a result we get people from all over the UK coming down to hertfordsshire to see us, furthest travelled custormers i'v served have been from wales.

i have to say, people pointing out all the deads gets annoying, especially when the fish is actually not dead! However, i don't mind the odd perosn lol

also, its great having knowledgable customers, at work, we're fortunate enough to have hundreds of rare fish, and all of the full timers are experts in one thing or another, and many hold distinctions such as president of the UK association of xxx genus, or degrees in amrine biology, or sole Uk breeder of XXX stingrays etc

in addition, everyone has at least one tank, and most have fish rooms, so i'v learnt loads from them, and am now firmly hooked. In addition, the discount is a great incentive to try something new, and i'm just (after 14 years of trops), going marine, which is a whole new learning curve.

However, to keep with the thread, the funniest person i'v ever had to serve was like:

THEM: we're good at keeping goldfish, our last one lived for two years
ME: they can live for up to 25 years normally, what sort of tasnk were they in?
Them: tank? like a truck or somethin?
ME: aquarium, fish bowl etc
Them: oh, its in a cooking bowl
ME: *cringe* O.k... i think u really need a proper aqaurium....
 
i think ineed to move to the UK seems to be more educated employees then customers. All i want is to have a employee seem to know whats going on at some of these shops. :huh:
 
Overheard conversations at LFS:
Customer: I have some neons in my tank, will these go with them. (points to swordtails)
employee: No, those will kill your neons.

:p
 
ye, senseless owners annoy me greatly, but i can normally convinve them not to buy anything stupid. Having owrked part-time in the trade for over two years now, in a huge specialist store with about 450 tanks (do you know how long it takes to feed them all lol).

I have to say, although you don't tend to get much formal training, the key requirements where i work tends to be basic knowledge/experience and a willingness to learn. I'v been really lucky to learn from some of the best in the trade, and as a result we get people from all over the UK coming down to hertfordsshire to see us, furthest travelled custormers i'v served have been from wales.

i have to say, people pointing out all the deads gets annoying, especially when the fish is actually not dead! However, i don't mind the odd perosn lol

also, its great having knowledgable customers, at work, we're fortunate enough to have hundreds of rare fish, and all of the full timers are experts in one thing or another, and many hold distinctions such as president of the UK association of xxx genus, or degrees in amrine biology, or sole Uk breeder of XXX stingrays etc

in addition, everyone has at least one tank, and most have fish rooms, so i'v learnt loads from them, and am now firmly hooked. In addition, the discount is a great incentive to try something new, and i'm just (after 14 years of trops), going marine, which is a whole new learning curve.

However, to keep with the thread, the funniest person i'v ever had to serve was like:

THEM: we're good at keeping goldfish, our last one lived for two years
ME: they can live for up to 25 years normally, what sort of tasnk were they in?
Them: tank? like a truck or somethin?
ME: aquarium, fish bowl etc
Them: oh, its in a cooking bowl
ME: *cringe* O.k... i think u really need a proper aqaurium....

Haha i got that alot too =P

I have to agree on training. The quality of employees usually is determined by their willingness to learn, and their interest in fish.
I know i didnt have any specific knowledge training beyond the basic (equipment is another story)
But over time u pick up on alot of things, and when your interested its amazing how many hours you can waste at the computer looking up info.
I had a really good manager too encouraged us to ask as many questions as possible.

Once i had a girl come in wanting to buy saltwater fish as a birthday present for her boyfriend.

Her: yea, i'm looking to spend atlease 300$....can i get like 15 of those green chromis, ooo they are only 6 dollars
oh and can i get that one and that one and that one etc. (she pointed to 2 different types of dwarf angels, a lion fish and a couple triggers)

Me: ...do u know what fish your boyfriend already has...or the size of his tank.

Her: i dunno but i want something to colour it up

I wish i had 300$ to just spend on fish *drool
 
ye, senseless owners annoy me greatly, but i can normally convinve them not to buy anything stupid. Having owrked part-time in the trade for over two years now, in a huge specialist store with about 450 tanks (do you know how long it takes to feed them all lol).

I have to say, although you don't tend to get much formal training, the key requirements where i work tends to be basic knowledge/experience and a willingness to learn. I'v been really lucky to learn from some of the best in the trade, and as a result we get people from all over the UK coming down to hertfordsshire to see us, furthest travelled custormers i'v served have been from wales.

i have to say, people pointing out all the deads gets annoying, especially when the fish is actually not dead! However, i don't mind the odd perosn lol

also, its great having knowledgable customers, at work, we're fortunate enough to have hundreds of rare fish, and all of the full timers are experts in one thing or another, and many hold distinctions such as president of the UK association of xxx genus, or degrees in amrine biology, or sole Uk breeder of XXX stingrays etc

in addition, everyone has at least one tank, and most have fish rooms, so i'v learnt loads from them, and am now firmly hooked. In addition, the discount is a great incentive to try something new, and i'm just (after 14 years of trops), going marine, which is a whole new learning curve.

However, to keep with the thread, the funniest person i'v ever had to serve was like:

THEM: we're good at keeping goldfish, our last one lived for two years
ME: they can live for up to 25 years normally, what sort of tasnk were they in?
Them: tank? like a truck or somethin?
ME: aquarium, fish bowl etc
Them: oh, its in a cooking bowl
ME: *cringe* O.k... i think u really need a proper aqaurium....

Haha i got that alot too =P

I have to agree on training. The quality of employees usually is determined by their willingness to learn, and their interest in fish.
I know i didnt have any specific knowledge training beyond the basic (equipment is another story)
But over time u pick up on alot of things, and when your interested its amazing how many hours you can waste at the computer looking up info.
I had a really good manager too encouraged us to ask as many questions as possible.

Once i had a girl come in wanting to buy saltwater fish as a birthday present for her boyfriend.

Her: yea, i'm looking to spend atlease 300$....can i get like 15 of those green chromis, ooo they are only 6 dollars
oh and can i get that one and that one and that one etc. (she pointed to 2 different types of dwarf angels, a lion fish and a couple triggers)

Me: ...do u know what fish your boyfriend already has...or the size of his tank.

Her: i dunno but i want something to colour it up

I wish i had 300$ to just spend on fish *drool

Was it even a SW tank :p?
 
ye, senseless owners annoy me greatly, but i can normally convinve them not to buy anything stupid. Having owrked part-time in the trade for over two years now, in a huge specialist store with about 450 tanks (do you know how long it takes to feed them all lol).

I have to say, although you don't tend to get much formal training, the key requirements where i work tends to be basic knowledge/experience and a willingness to learn. I'v been really lucky to learn from some of the best in the trade, and as a result we get people from all over the UK coming down to hertfordsshire to see us, furthest travelled custormers i'v served have been from wales.

i have to say, people pointing out all the deads gets annoying, especially when the fish is actually not dead! However, i don't mind the odd perosn lol

also, its great having knowledgable customers, at work, we're fortunate enough to have hundreds of rare fish, and all of the full timers are experts in one thing or another, and many hold distinctions such as president of the UK association of xxx genus, or degrees in amrine biology, or sole Uk breeder of XXX stingrays etc

in addition, everyone has at least one tank, and most have fish rooms, so i'v learnt loads from them, and am now firmly hooked. In addition, the discount is a great incentive to try something new, and i'm just (after 14 years of trops), going marine, which is a whole new learning curve.

However, to keep with the thread, the funniest person i'v ever had to serve was like:

THEM: we're good at keeping goldfish, our last one lived for two years
ME: they can live for up to 25 years normally, what sort of tasnk were they in?
Them: tank? like a truck or somethin?
ME: aquarium, fish bowl etc
Them: oh, its in a cooking bowl
ME: *cringe* O.k... i think u really need a proper aqaurium....

Haha i got that alot too =P

I have to agree on training. The quality of employees usually is determined by their willingness to learn, and their interest in fish.
I know i didnt have any specific knowledge training beyond the basic (equipment is another story)
But over time u pick up on alot of things, and when your interested its amazing how many hours you can waste at the computer looking up info.
I had a really good manager too encouraged us to ask as many questions as possible.

Once i had a girl come in wanting to buy saltwater fish as a birthday present for her boyfriend.

Her: yea, i'm looking to spend atlease 300$....can i get like 15 of those green chromis, ooo they are only 6 dollars
oh and can i get that one and that one and that one etc. (she pointed to 2 different types of dwarf angels, a lion fish and a couple triggers)

Me: ...do u know what fish your boyfriend already has...or the size of his tank.

Her: i dunno but i want something to colour it up

I wish i had 300$ to just spend on fish *drool

Was it even a SW tank :p?

probably not, more than likely wanted a nemo to go with her guppies and neons!
 

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