Bloody Next Door Neiborough...

tell him it was his wife satisfing herself cause he aint capibile :drool: :crazy: :sick:

i'm gonna get told of for writing this lol
 
Tell them you have hyperglitonologtosis and the vibrating noise is maybe coming from the medical equipment you have to plug yourself into at night to keep you alive, then start crying. I promise you they will never complain about it again :)

(oh yeah, dont bother looking up hyperglitonologtosis I just made it up).
 
Tell them you have hyperglitonologtosis and the vibrating noise is maybe coming from the medical equipment you have to plug yourself into at night to keep you alive, then start crying. I promise you they will never complain about it again :)

(oh yeah, dont bother looking up hyperglitonologtosis I just made it up).


Sounds more like a over active problem rather than a life threatning one :lol:
 
your local council who will be responsible for noise pollution wouldnt even come out if you were grassed up lol
it has to be LOUD for them to do anything i know :good:

lol at the jungle music though
regards scot :good:
 
tell him it was his wife satisfing herself cause he aint capibile :drool: :crazy: :sick:

i'm gonna get told of for writing this lol

OMG i just spat my drink out with laughter all over my computer, that was so funny, i needed that woo!

I suggest you buy them a pair of ear plugs then they cant complain. Or find something annoying they do and just say if you report me i will report you.
 
Buy a huge dog that barks all night to drowned out the noise off the pump
 
I really wish i had used some of those ideas on my next door neighbour!!!.... HILLARIOUS!
 
you could by a cd of bird song like a blackbird or somethin from the rspb (yeah they do sell stuff like that) and play that through the wall all night theyd never know it was you
or just tell them to get a life wear ear plugs and get stuffed thats my preffered option lol
scot :good:
 
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LOL some good ideas there !!! turning my pump off for one night has called me loads problems :angry: one is now i got bubbles comeing down my down pipe :angry: never had this and i hate bubbles down my drain pipe !!! grrr

ill see him later to see if the noise stoped or not!!!
 
i really wouldnt switch off at night cant be good for the fish i would of thought
scot
 

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