Tell them you have hyperglitonologtosis and the vibrating noise is maybe coming from the medical equipment you have to plug yourself into at night to keep you alive, then start crying. I promise you they will never complain about it again
(oh yeah, dont bother looking up hyperglitonologtosis I just made it up).
tell him it was his wife satisfing herself cause he aint capibile
i'm gonna get told of for writing this lol
Buy a huge dog that barks all night to drowned out the noise off the pump
I guess it could be worse, you could have a neighbour like this. click me