houndour
Twiglet and Eeyore
To be fair, I don't think he was drunk while vacuuming.I think it all sums up to you should have been paying attention to what you were doing and if you were drunk or had a few drinks you shouldn't have done a vacum cleaning.
Let us know how your fish is doing. I've accidentally sucked up a guppy. I was watching but he just got to close. So it does happen, although IME only once in 2 years.