A Fishy Tale

[LyraGuppi]

"rescue my seventeen friends. They shall help you in your journey."

 

[snork6]

"I shall give you a piece of paper show it to the manager and he shall give them to you for free.".............

 

[TallTree01]

A piece of paper gently floated down from nowhere and landed in my lap. It said....

 

[LyraGuppi]

"Djjjjjnuuuurrrr."

 

[ShinySideUp]

...which roughly translated meant, 'go to the seventh gate of Kynur, take with you three beans and a South American vole-hunting spear, leave no witnesses to any of your activities and once you have recovered the Glass Candle of Pashchou, light it and pray to the Lord of Chimes and if he hears you he will grant you.....[the Syralian language is remarkably concise]

 

[LyraGuppi]

I then knew my mission. Glancing at Little Devil, I smiled heroically and...

 

[NickAu]

gave him some live shrimp because..............................

 

[TallTree01]

He was a good boy and I had too many shrimp. So I set out on my quest...

 

[nic1]

with three beans in one hand, the spear in the other, and the credit note in my pocket I set off to the store to pick up the 17 bettas... all the way there I was wondering 'How do you get to the 7th gate of Kynur?' but

......

 

[Fishmanic]

I googled "7th gate of Knur and found out it was located in a jungle  in Africa so I booked a flight and headed to the airport.
 

 

[ShinySideUp]

Fog-bound! No planes taking off today.
 
However the check-in assistant has told me that there is a teleporter just down the hall but if I use it I should be sure that I....

 

[LyraGuppi]

put on a fez and chanted "donuts" while it was running to protect my thumbs from being damaged.

 

[nic1]

I thought to myself i should never of gone into that pet shop!

 

[snork6]

but then i saw a flying hippo and said.............

 

[Fishmanic]

I shouldn't have eaten one of those three beans