Your favourite jokes

[Fishmanic]

Where do fish go to borrow money?
A loan-shark.

 

[Fishmanic]

There was a huge fight at the fish restaurant yesterday.
What happened, you ask?
The fish got battered.

 

[SomethingsFishy24]

Oh man, I just keep getting pulled back in.

 

[itiwhetu]

Knock Knock; Who's There; Gorilla. Gorilla Who; Gorilla me some cheese on toast.

 

[AmyKieran]

Two cows were standing in a field

One says to the other ‘have you heard about that mad cow disease going around?

The other one responds ‘yeah, makes me glad I’m a penguin’

 

[AmyKieran]

Say it out loud with a heavy German accent. Vas my Heinie (her husband Heinrich) here ? Wash my heiny (derrière ) here ?
No Ma'am , we only give haircuts and shaves.
A joke isn't funny when you have to explain it. Must be a cross cultural thing.

I get it now lol

 

[AmyKieran]

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Although that was extremely funny, ide be careful lol

 

[CaptainBarnicles]

Two cows were standing in a field

One says to the other ‘have you heard about that mad cow disease going around?

The other one responds ‘yeah, makes me glad I’m a penguin’

I laughed way too hard at this one

 

[CaptainBarnicles]

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck!

 

[CaptainBarnicles]

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats!

 

[CaptainBarnicles]

What is a parade of rabbits hopping backwards called?

A receding hare-line

 

[Back in the fold]

There was a huge fight at the fish restaurant yesterday.
What happened, you ask?
The fish got battered.

That was a corny Dad joke. The best kind !

 

[Rocky998]

That was a corny Dad joke. The best kind !

I agreed with the first sentence

 

[Rocky998]

 

[Rocky998]