I end up in hospital more so from mechaical things like lawn mowers! One tried to remove my big toe and just recently I did my shoulder in trying to start one So far I have not injured myself with a chainsaw or weed eater but the scar you can see on my thumb (in the pics) was from a pruning saw that lept out of the branch I was cutting and went for my thumb. Honestly I have more safety around Kangaroo, possoms and birds than tools .
Wow and I thought I had bad luck but like you animals I can hold, chase, find, etc and be fine give me something with a chain or a start up I have a few problems even though all the scares on my body are from falling on skates or playing hockey... rugby and American football hasn't left anything other then welts
I think we need a term that encompasses animal savvy but technical/ mechanical inept.