Dalesman
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Bournville is my chocolate tipple
I manufacture it.
No you don't. you simply put laxative in chocolate eggs and give them to the kidsI manufacture it.
Hey ! That's supposed to be a secret.No you don't. you simply put laxative in chocolate eggs and give them to the kids
reminds me of the time I was on pain killer meds after a hernia operation. I was painfully constipated (a side effect of the meds) and it was midnight...too late to go to the store for a laxative. I was desparate and in pain. I found a 10 year old unopened bottle of prune juice in the rear of the refrigerator. Problem solved@Fishmanic That's nothing. I once drank a whole quart of prune juice just because I liked it. I will NEVER do that again.
You know that stuff they give you before a colonoscopy ? Prune juice beats that stuff hands down.reminds me of the time I was on pain killer meds after a hernia operation. I was painfully constipated and it was midnight...too late to go to the store for a laxative. I found a 10 year old unopened bottle of prune juice in the rear of the refrigerator. Problem solved
you are only allowed to drink that icky liquid they make you drink to flush out your system and then only clear liquids before a colonoscopy.You know that stuff they give you before a colonoscopy ? Prune juice beats that stuff hands down